Linzoid Prime

from the murder mitten. deep in the heart of texas.

[Linzoid Prime @linzoidprime]

I like my mascara as black as my heart and my lipstick the shade of the blood of my enemies.

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@weirdtheaterkid Good thing you work in a law office

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The regular line *in Orlando* which is a known shit show

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Cancelling my @Clear membership. Chronically understaffed, 3rd time in a row I’ve been “randomly selected” for TSA ID verification, 2nd time in a row they’ve needed to update my ID info in the system. My mother got through the regular line in half the time.

[Linzoid Prime @linzoidprime]

@Crugglez No

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

oh you’re in a relationship? which one of you has haunting nighttime anxiety where you contemplate the world and death and your ultimate purpose and which one of you falls asleep in 10 seconds

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@Crugglez @futureXskeleton @philwest @JBentley_ATX OMG ILL GO TO ARBYS WITH YOU

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Plop plop, fizz fizz, Alka-Seltzer gives you rizz

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@mascarayde If they had a full cast of well-rounded queens, then they could get rid of this storyline. When 1/3 to 1/2 of the queens are social media children who don’t take the time to develop many layers of skills, there’s not really another way.

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@Crugglez This is Real Life Devastating. I would call every rung of this ladder of failure

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Went through a bag of random bits that were taken off of costumes and never put back, and found 2 of the codpieces I need for this show!

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My favorite thing about back to school season is little kindergarteners wearing backpacks that are as big as they are

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My hair not looking good until like 6 hours after I shower is really not conducive to the no-early-mornings lifestyle I wish to live.

[The Thanatos Archive 💀⚰️ @ThanatosArchive]

(Continued) Georges Méliès, The Merry Frolics of Satan (1906) 🌟☄️🌜

[Linzoid Prime @linzoidprime]

When you’re not teaching dance anymore, you just make your fave students join your theatre troupe so you don’t have to miss them

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America cannot get enough of rainbow fading lights in airports

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@glitterbombed No one bc boys r dumb

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@p2mpod No Fear lololololol

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@Crugglez Curlz MT

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@EastsideBirdMom Ulta and Target take returns of open products

[Heifer Games 💗 @DragDollCo]

The Jax and Anetra lip-synch:

#DragRace