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i’m stealing your baby

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@jin_yuugami @Belle_ofedtwt @thequeensknife @TheyNeedRights teachers, taxi drivers, cashiers, babysitters, therapists, doctors, nurses, letting agents, receptionists, tv presenters, waiters, social workers, lawyers, guards, canvassers,

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@93beaches was hoping there was a sophie track other than psalms 😔

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@andywimbury @bigparisbigbaby i’m so confused what does this have to do w paris and why are you drinking mr muscle

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@GinintheCity @meanhoetinypaws @thetimes you want to be healthy, but you’re not. no taxpayer antibiotics for youuuu

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@TaiLovesWeed @NE_PERSON7 @SSJ4_Daimaku go change your diaper

[Psycho Baby (follow back or i will kill you) @BabyLovesWeed]

me when i just get done shitting in the toilet and i put a new diaper on

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@Arieskky @petalsupmyass @kaen_kitty @TELEPHONEBAT @kookstaurus i think they’re just 12

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@AChemicalLost @waIkingwounded the concept of homer having fans

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@xcxsource @payasxtrolx @allypallyxcx pretty sure she performed it live at pop crypt 2023 as a special guest

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@rxtchabm @clicknoboyss it being a fan competition for the cover and this one is by timothy luke who’s her regular designer anyway….

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@Callum_S13 @Jaroy08 @abalygoo @updaterosalia all opinions are subjective so well done

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@joeworrow @wicked_updates @WorldOfWonder youre from coventry and you’d need to be employed for that

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@BLAMElTONYOU wait does the japanese photocard have variants…

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@lunadoobee @lilyshoeshoe @AcervoSlayyyter 😭😭😭😭😭the ratchet bit is crazyyyyy but before “stan” accounts they were called “sass” accounts

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@Ryoji_Sugihara @versatiyle i think you’re mistaken. they’re not saying to force yourself to pee before bed even if you feel empty. they’re saying that if you need to go, then go. not hold it until you wake up

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@lunadoobee @lilyshoeshoe @AcervoSlayyyter okay i can only find one actual tweet that’s survived on forum boards, i just included the other two images bc they were on the same account and they make me laugh

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@lunadoobee @lilyshoeshoe @AcervoSlayyyter she had a camilla fan account and would say the n word all the time give me a sec

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@Malyatan @SeorEsqueleto1 @themasmedia @Dexerto i went to check bc i thought u were exaggerating but oh my good.

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@alicealeph0 @alexthetaylor18 @walmartpipebomb you trying to prove that you’re having fun irl😭😭😭put the phone down

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@childbirth93887 @luvcherrypo @yeetbeete playboy eating up sushi yuppp

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@twinktwistr @fb_fdt @toniolaa @feeelcomplete and randomly written by shygirl