Lisa Schuster

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

When you spot a very pixelated blob of yourself in the credits of the new @Trevornoah special #FavoriteComedian #DoIGetRoyalties?

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

.@Equinox I tried the email and no response, can’t say I’m shocked #Disappointed

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

.@Equinox Interesting "tactic" for recruiting a potential new member #WorstCustomerExperienceEver #JoiningBayClub

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

Cannot wait to see @azizansari tonight!!

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

Living yinzer @iamchrisjamison #sexualhealing

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

Getting @QuinnBoyt a new phone!!!

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

It was worth watching 2 hours of the bachelor just to see juanpa dance to Korean pop in the credits

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Pink always wins the Grammy for general physical fitness

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

Wish we were playing the #grownsexy drinking game @MaryLamberts

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

@ShapCity_Bitch I'll do it

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Vokouna Matata.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

"Hot sauce must be hot. If you don't like it hot, use less. We don't make mayonnaise here" −Sriracha maker David Tran http://t.co/fNxlaMhdOe

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

@QuinnBoyt drat 🐭

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

@QuinnBoyt ratvioli 🐭🍝

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

@mynameisbeah literally had that same thought yesterday

[Lisa Schuster @lisa_schu]

@QuinnBoyt do you have phone service on your fakation?