Lisa Magnusson

riktiga män källsorterar #bitcheslovecakeband

[may | 911 spoilers @eddienoches]

#eurovision #eurovision2023 without context

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Friend: "Send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!"

The picture:

[Matilde ☆ @sithlordmatilde]

ONE mass shooting happens in a different country & now all the americans wanna talk about how “regulations don’t work”. We’ve had two mass shootings in the last 10 years. You’ve had 68 in june.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

“kim been married 3 times kanye is not the problem 😂😂”

[not a ‘big ot’ @bigottimerush]

girls will be like ‘if I turned into a miniature pie would you eat me in one bite or a few’ and get mad at your answer

[julia @juliashiplett]

iPhone Photos will make a lil movie of the saddest month of your life w/o your permission

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

girls don’t want a boyfriend girls want the $600 dyson cordless stick vacuum

[🫵🏼 @tokigtjej]

JÄTTEKUL att jag jobbar bar till 03 natten då vi byter till vintertid, ska alltså se klockan bli 03 för att sedan gå tillbaka till fucking 02 och jobba en timme till

[ian @itsianraymond]

have they tried typing in "motherlode"

[shxnCDJ @shxnnicedj]

I just carried 4 pints to someone’s table and the geezer goes wheres the other 3??? Like I’m an octopus or summin, I’m hiding them in my pussy mate gis a sec I’ll get em out for u

[thomas @bubanksy]

jag: he-

lantis: omg tog du inte körkort förräns du var 22? 😑 jag tog mitt precis när jag fyllde 18 😁 kl 00:01 på min 18-årsdag gjorde jag min uppkörning 😜 tog det på första 😉 kört bil sen jag var 8 🤭

[Rob the Geek (gay pride emoji) @rob_thegeek]

Me: Why does God let bad things happen

Me, playing Sims: *removing all doors after my Sim sets the house on fire* Let’s see how you get out of this one dummy

[yuribeast @rubycumulous]

utterly inconsolable over these images

[Little Mix @LittleMix]

So happy to be on this wild journey with my soulmate

Me + Him = You 🌎♥️

We can’t wait to meet you baby Ox!

[ana no duerme @pauIaqs]

it was the peak of romanticism

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

this still haunts me

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

i work out so the guy who does my autopsy is like omfg this guy is so sexy thats so sad 😔💔😭