goldendeliciouz🤍

what a beautiful sad life

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

My OCD makes me worried that if I'm not careful I'll do something that sparks a chain of events that ends up with my wife and children being tortured to death in front of me while I am forced to watch.

I could see how the gold leaf thing could be tough though.

[pinecone @kikisswamp]

i used to have the kind of OCD as a kid where i thought there were hidden cameras watching me all the time. and now look at the world

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

app store slop games don’t let u see ur battery percentage for the same reason casinos don’t have windows

[jp 🍃 @j4ypee__]

Chris Brown is finally going to jail but all it took was him hitting a man instead of a woman for them to actually do something smh

[luda 🇺🇸 🇺🇳 🇺🇦 🌹🌐 @luda8t]

Beautiful community note

[abby @lowkeyabby]

cristiano ronaldo admitted that he raped a woman and is getting cheered for at the world cup while connor mcgregor was on jimmy fallon after he raped a woman so violently she needed to get her tampon surgically removed. and people will still say rape allegations ruin men’s lives

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I guess society at large has simply decided sex crimes are no big deal. Like shoplifting a candy bar

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Gmail quand je me connecte sur un autre appareil

[FakeAssCherylLynn @bigfairee]

Akon really opened that Gwen Stefani song with WOOHOO! YEEEHOO!

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

[erin @vanillaspitt]

we do not think the same, we do not vote the same, we do not prioritise the same things.
we are not the same country.
dissolve the union.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

never deleting this app

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

"As a man-"

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

mourning all the lives i could have lived if i was a little braver

[rae ✮⋆˙ @clitlord77]

nah cause what tf was his problem 😭???

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[goldendeliciouz🤍 @lisacfergz]

What’s the big idea