Lisa Durtschi

And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

No problem if one of my kids were gay. I'd change my name and move to Canada if they came out as a Studio C fan.

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

@DKourianos I liked this tweet, wide awake, at 1:55 am.

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

@JoeNBC Just watched the sneezing scene in #SlowHorses. So good.

[Nina @Entorri]

Jerrod Carmichael and Bo Burnham are proving that comedy can be beautiful. Not only through the subject matter, but the directing and cinematography… They’re presenting stand-up in a way nobody would picture it. It’s absolutely outstanding.

[Matty Easton @easton_matty]

How did the Valentine’s Gay Kiss-In at BYU go, you may ask?

Well. It went very well. 🥰🌈💕

Today and everyday, remember—love is love is love is love is love!

[Sam Koppelman @SammyKoppelman]

bo burnham's "inside" is even more resonant every time I put it on — and in my unprofessional opinion, i think it *may* be one of the most important works of art of the decade.

rewatch it. the thing is a masterpiece.

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

@seescandies I’d be Milk California Brittle because I miss my sweet home state. 🏖#CandyConversation #100YearsOfSees

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

@seescandies Easter piñatas with my cousins! #CandyConversation #100YearsOfSees

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

No shit

[BYU @BYU]

BYU did not authorize the lighting of the Y tonight.

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Historians now believe that at one time approximately 93.1% of Americans had this alarm clock on their nightstand.

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

THIS IS LITERALLY AN EPISODE OF VEEP

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

@JonahDurt We doing this?

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

@pattonoswalt @holdengreene

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

@jheil This room = perfection.

[Lisa Durtschi @lisadurtschi]

@MaresyO Is this correct?! 🤣

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

I have never heard anyone mispronounce "Ottawa" the way @TuckerCarlson does here. Very odd.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

“Don’t be afraid of Covid” should be the end of Trump’s presidency and the Republican Party.