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[lisa forsyth @lisaf2703]

@Barclays hi Barclays
I have found a wallet and we are trying to make contact with the owner and the only way is that they have a Barclay card. Could you help please?

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨

Watch the trailer…

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.

[lisa forsyth @lisaf2703]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Chris Arnold @ChrisArnoldInc]

My wife is a teacher and apparently one kid has been changing his name to 'Reconnecting' during the Zoom lessons so that he doesn't get asked any questions. Been doing it for weeks. The lad doesn't need to worry about his education, he's already a bona fide genius.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

can the bbc put on an emergency series of strictly?

[lisa forsyth @lisaf2703]

@markforsyth17 🙈😩

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

To give people across the UK certainty over the winter, I can announce today that the furlough scheme will not be extended for one month – it will be extended until the end of March.

Employees will receive 80% of their usual salary for hours not worked, up to £2,500 a month.

[lisa forsyth @lisaf2703]

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[tamzin outhwaite @mouthwaite]

Stop MPs entitlement to "free work meals" | 38 Degrees

Morning all... if, like me, child poverty keeps you awake at night, then please sign this. https://t.co/17PVh2j5yI

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Some child food poverty stats

-4.2 million children are in relative child poverty (2.4 million of whom in absolute poverty, 3.7 million in absolute poverty after housing costs)
-72% of kids living in poverty are in working households.
-2.5m live in food insecure households.

[Refuge @RefugeCharity]

#domesticabuse can happen to anyone - what #Chantelle is experiencing happens every day to thousands of women. This has to stop. If you need help, contact Refuge on 0808 2000 247 anytime of the day or night, for support.

[The Female Lead @the_female_lead]

Benedict Cumberbatch will only sign on for an acting job if his female co-stars are paid the same as him. "Equal pay and a place at the table are the central tenets of feminism." We need more men like Benedict Cumbertach 👏

[Natalie Silvey - silv24.bsky.social @silv24]

This is the face of someone who just spent 9 hours in personal protective equipment moving critically ill Covid19 patients around London.

I feel broken - and we are only at the start. I am begging people, please please do social distancing and self isolation #covid19

[Mark Austin @markaustintv]

MUST WATCH : Flattening the curve ? What does it mean ? Here is a brilliant explanation of why social distancing means taking pressure off the NHS

[Ashley Armstrong @AArmstrong_says]

LVMH, the world’s biggest luxury company, is switching all of its perfume and cosmetic factories (behind Christian Dior, Guerlain etc) to making hand sanitiser gel that will be delivered free across France to address to address critical shortage of antibac gel

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

8-year-old Franklin of Guatemala reunited w/ his parents after being separated at the U.S. border.

His father is crying uncontrollably asking for forgiveness

"I missed you "
"I'm sorry forgive me"
repeating "forgive me"

Is it Happy mothers day for their moms too?

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[lisa forsyth @lisaf2703]

Limited edition jumbo hoola available now @Selfridges. So big you can use it all over!!

[Cult Beauty @cultbeauty]

Say “Hoo la la!” to @benefituk’s brand new Hoola hues ‘Caramel’ and ‘Toasted’ 🌺 https://t.co/EIh57gTFNN

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

You guys my heart can't 😭😂

This is beyond funny and adorable.

"The life of a threenager" via Willie Mack

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