Lisa Franek

Writer of various forms, filmmaker. Idea machine.

[Little, Brown and Co @littlebrown]

"By all means stay home if you want, but don't bullshit yourself that you're not voting. In reality, there is no such thing as not voting: you either vote by voting, or you vote by staying home and tacitly doubling the value of some Diehard's vote.” ― David Foster Wallace

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

@FastCompany I think you mean companies.

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

TIL that the collarbone is the first bone a fetus starts to grow (in humans), and the last to stop growing. Also, horses do not have collarbones.

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

Me: I think I found the man of my dreams.
Mom: You're talking about a horse, aren't you?
🤷‍♀️

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

Job: very profitable year folks! Great job!
Workers: so we get raises?
Job: That's adorable
Workers: promotions?
Job: Ha
Workers: Bonuses?
Job: lol no
Workers: Anything?
Job: here's a cute hat
Workers: .....
Job: breaks over back to work

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

So I found this and I think Fallout Boy has some splaining to do. Or am I just an all-knowing oracle? (If it's the latter, I should also be a billionaire before I turn 50) Just covering my bases.

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

I feel like we're due for another "we didn't start the fire" sing, except this time we definitely started the fire.

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

Me: I think I'll wear this cute pantsuit
My ass: Like hell you will

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

@omibaloney KEEP GOING

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

https://t.co/3Op7Qfq3Gu

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

@Scotterybarn I did this for my dad's obituary in 2021, after doing a memorial reel for my niece in 2020. Sometimes being "the creative one" lands you the hardest jobs, but I know you'll do everyone proud.

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

My Roman Empire is the scene in Wayne's World where Alice Cooper explains the history of Milwaukee and pronounces it the way Native Americans would.

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

@omibaloney They're only doing what we wished we could

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

@omibaloney Puppies and ponies only

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

I feel this today.

[Booktasters @BookTasters]

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[Michele Mulroney @MulroneyMichele]

Let's pack out the 2,000 seat Orpheum to raise money for Teamsters, IATSE and support staff impacted by the strikes! 400 free seats will be given to crew members. I'll be there - come join me! Tickets here: https://t.co/vTwa9xcA9q

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

@Scotterybarn Fear and grief are such monsters. I'm so sorry for what you're going through, and I also understand your dad's awful reaction. Bless you for not letting him or your emotions take over, and bless Faith for keeping your mother above all else. These last days are too precious.

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

@omibaloney

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

@omibaloney Oh no! Jefe says to get well soon.

[Lisa Franek @lisafranek]

@Scotterybarn I saw this post last night and tried to think of something cute/funny/encouraging to say but all i can say is I see you. And I feel all of this.