My friends @Starbucks have started writing little messages on my cups and I thought it was nice, but then I read it was an order handed down from the CEO and it rings kind of hollow now.
My son is auditioning for Anastasia and has been running lines a little bit each day. There’s one scene where he’s supposed to the say the Dowager Empress, but he keeps calling her the Dowager Express. Like the 10:45 out of Omaha! Or Saint Petersburg, as it were.
I did an Instacart delivery today that included three kinds of Rice Krispie treats, birthday cake muffins, Double Stuf Oreos, Halloween Kit Kats, Dr. Pepper and a BAG OF SUGAR. My best guess? Teenage boy whose mom wasn’t home. And you know what? BULLSEYE.
I applied to an ecommerce role at a retailer and the following popped up upon submission. It was…unexpected to say the least.
But nice to know surprises are still possible even after all this time!
I wanted to paint the bottom half of the dining room blue, but the first blue I got was too light and all I could think was, “It’s a boy!” every time I saw it.
I got a darker blue—almost purple. MUCH BETTER.
I've seen the #GoldenGirls countless times. However, it wasn't until rewatching THIS TIME that two things hit me.
1. The episodes in the back half of Season 1 are among the best.
2. Why have I not left a cheesecake in the freezer for emergencies before now?!
I started typing, "Can you..." and Google--which has known me and my search habits for longer than I care to admit--suggested, "...get a DUI on a horse?"