Lisa Lambert

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Hahaha

[Lisa Lambert @LisaLambert2]

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph No no no !

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Extremely accurate!

[Lisa Lambert @LisaLambert2]

Not a bad venue to be in a queue #OasisLive25 #notachance

[Oasis @oasis]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

13 minutes of Kemi Badenoch making Angela Rayner look uncomfortable. This verbal evisceration is worth every minute. 🔥

[Oasis @oasis]

‘Hold up
Hold on
Don’t be scared
You’ll never change what’s been and gone…’
This week marks 22 years of ‘Stop Crying Your Heart Out’
🎧: https://t.co/HtIsQbfcNH
🎬: BBC Music

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

England’s new song is absolutely quality! 😍

“Can’t start a fire, Can’t start a fire without a spark, Phil Foden’s on Fire… He’ll be playing the Germans off the park.”

Love it! 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[FourthDrawerDown #MDANT 🏅 @itaintwhywhywhy]

The only reply you ever need...

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

NHS staff are not failing, they have been failed for 13 years

Please RT if you agree

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Phil Collins performing "In The Air Tonight" live at Knebworth. June 1990.

Much respect to this guy. To sit in front of a huge crowd and casually belt out vocals then go back and sit at drums right on time and nail it.

That's what you call TALENT.
#PhilCollins

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I see this has resurfaced tonight.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I decided to have a big clear out today, which means I’m sitting cross-legged on the floor in the middle of a bedroom, surrounded by old clothes that don’t fit me, excitedly asking my wife if we have any batteries I can put in the Game Boy I’ve just found in an old box.

I will be here for hours. I will clear out nothing.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

10 rules of biscuits:

1. When opening a packet, any broken biscuits must be consumed immediately.

2. Never dunk a biscuit for too long, you will ruin both your biscuit and your tea. Double sadness.

3. Always offer biscuits to guests, even if they claim they're not interested (they're probably fibbing).

4. Don't be the person who snatches the last biscuit of a kind unless you're prepared to face the consequences - i.e. a new enemy.

5. Always offer a hot drink with biscuits, obviously.

6. Bring out a posh selection of biscuits (metal tin, two layers separated by a sheet of springy purple cardboard, usually called a “collection”) for special occasions.

7. Always pretend you haven’t seen a plate of biscuits being passed around until they’re offered to you, then act pleasantly surprised.

8. Utilise the phrases “I really mustn’t”, “ooh, go on then” and “if you’re having one”.

9. Wrap biscuits up when not in use, either by pushing the open packet up against a wall, or by using a jar, tin or box.

10. Always have more biscuits in stock than you think you need. Never run out. Running out of biscuits is like running out of air: not ideal.

There are many more rules, but these 10 provide a good starting point.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

This keeps making me laugh

[Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman]

My New Year Ted Talk is about to begin...

[Lisa Lambert @LisaLambert2]

@SoVeryBritish T-I-M-P-S-O-N… Timpson saves you money again !