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boop.

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my parents' next door neighbor! You'd swear she's 84, tops.

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Eleanor Leveen is celebrating her 104th birthday! Eleanor still takes care of herself and the Bensenville house she has lived in since the 1950s. https://t.co/I40XY8o18r

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@ShawnaOhm @LinkedIn @Content151 (Also: the "rsvp by" date was *totally* a fake deadline lol)

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@ShawnaOhm @LinkedIn @Content151 Never! I haven't seen you for 2,634 years and also you're overdue to meet Botswana 😂

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@MsNycole Hiding!! 😂 I started trying to limit Twitter (and all social media) time a few years ago... it was stressing me out too much lol. How have you been?!?!

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@MindOnFires That's the one! Lol

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@ShawnaOhm I gotta be honest: I think of you every time I walk past $CAKE 😂

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@Jblair1118 @kat_blaque I feel bad for how hard I just cackled 😂

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@CWHarris7 Happy Birthday!! I hope you've had a good one!

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@bportseasoning I'm so jealous of the built-ins 😍

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@MsNycole That was purely people speculating since Lana's photos were being used under countless names/profiles on multiple dating sites (also, I hate myself for thinking this deeply about this stupid show lol)

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@MsNycole Theory: Someone stole her pics to catfish him for $$ and the producers dug up the real girl and got her to play along. There was a similar situation in the last season of Before the 90 Days w/ David and Lana

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My neighbor has been letting their door slam nonstop and I've been struggling with how to deal with it.

As it turns out, yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!" at the top of my lungs (after being woken up by 6 consecutive slams at 7am on a Sunday) is highly effective. 10/10 will do again

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@heyaries1981 @daveweigel @Timodc I tweeted that with a very real fear that some batshit conspiracy theorist would pick it up and run with it 😂

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She just called my mom and when my mom tried to give her constructive feedback, she said "This conversation is not beneficial to me. I must end this call." And hung up on her 🤣🤣

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A few weeks ago I told someone that it's OK to set boundaries (yay!)
They called me a few days later to tell me how empowered they've felt ever since I said that (yay!!)

You guys...I created a goddamn monster 🤣 this person has burned SO MANY BRIDGES in the span of 3 weeks 🤣🤣

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@JimDoppke_RSMD @fivetonsflax @gematria_takes @__femb0t Cue the world's worst song, "Livin' in Da Ville" https://t.co/abaJagx103

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@LaLaLauren BTW if you take minoxidil, do the foam and not the liquid. The liquid saved my mature hairs, but the propylene glycol simultaneously caused 3 months of losing all of my new hair growth from the last year - I literally JUST pinpointed that as the cause 🙄

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@LaLaLauren Have you had your vitamin levels checked? After being dismissed by my endo and GP for 6 mos (and losing half my hair in the process) I demanded my GP order additional tests. Turns out I was anemic and had the vitamin D levels of a corpse