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[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

I don’t think enough people have seen this. It’s Kurt Vonnegut talking to his wife about going out to get an envelope (we’re here on earth to fart around):

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@BladeoftheS It’s because when a public figure dies by suicide and it is widely reported, there is a corresponding spike in suicide attempts.

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@SoVeryBritish Scrambled eggs.

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@MM08ZZZ You two smashed it!

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@ChrisGPackham @RuthTingay Good luck Chris!

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@Clairerising 🔥 thank you 🙏

[lisa @lisanumbers]

Couldn't agree more.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

this ones for @AmandaHolden via @KathyBurke

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@SoVeryBritish a thick spread of margerine. horrific.

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@Jillyweb09 @Fern_Britton That was my understanding of it.

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@laurenlaverne @BBC6MusicBot

Oh Lauren what was that most excellent Pointless song you just played..?

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@sophielouisecc Fucking hell Sophie.. I think you need to have word with yourself.…. One of the dumbest tweets I’ve read in while.

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@Right_2Roam Amazing! Thank you 🙏

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@BBCBreaking Yawn.

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@RobdaBank @Bestival Only A Tribe Called Quest!

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@SELFESTEEM___ @Bluebella @LJDay Wow! you look incredible.

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@ThatEricAlper Seventeen going under, Sam Fender. I can’t get through it without choking up.

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@Nigella_Lawson I can testify that this is an incredible cake!

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@ThatEricAlper Graceland by Paul Simon.

[lisa @lisanumbers]

@StephenCVGraham And black shoes with white socks!!! Unbelievable scenes on the school run.