Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️

Red lips and rosy cheeks @amazon. Formerly @twitter and sending love to tweeps past and present 🫡💙

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Watching Rihanna perform Umbrella

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@leslieberland Congrats LB, let’s ride!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[Coleen Baik @colbay]

Love and respect to everyone who brought Twitter this far. You did important work. You matter. So many incredible memories—thank you. 💙

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@nedsegal @Twitter @paraga Happy twitterversary, Ned! 🎉 Remember when you were the new guy?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It’s long past time for action, any kind of action. And it’s another tragedy—a quieter but no less tragic one—for families to wait another day.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

For every parent, for every citizen, we have to make it clear to every elected official: It’s time for action.

We can do more. We must do more.

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@stillings Are you sure this whole thing wasn’t your idea? Seems suspicious…

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@Ginarestani @a_rolf @brandi_decarli How dreamy - congratulations Gina! ✨ ✨ ✨

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@fariole Wait why does my whole life suddenly feel like a lie

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@MartinPetracca I’m concerned about her need for lasik.

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@MartinPetracca Shaina, get a grip

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@nedsegal I would like to know how the R&D department landed on that flavor profile 🤢

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@MartinPetracca You can start a support group with @ElliottStraube, he is not a first timer…

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@osalfiti @kengtaing @Twitter I’m a week late but happy Twitterversary to the Original Kengster to keep hot sauce on her desk 🔥

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

As temperatures rise, remember to treat hydration like you'd treat dating: Don't wait until you're thirsty.

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@LauraLChan Someday he will learn how to sleep, but those chest sleeps go away quickly and you will miss them 😢 Stay strong and enjoy being trapped in the meantime!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

With the Delta variant on the rise across the country, it’s more important than ever to get vaccinated. Head to https://t.co/4MYpWqXVVo to find a clinic near you.

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@TD @LauraLChan TBH it’s probably the only password I’ve ever remembered by heart (still do!)

[Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️ @lisas]

@martucci I used to live 5 minutes walking from House of Prime Rib, and I never went. Mistake??