Lisa Thomas

[Mod Haircuts London 🎯 @MilnersHair]

#BornOnThisDay 1947
South London Boy #DavidBowie
#bowie @DavidBowieReal @DavidBowieGlam

[Lisa Thomas @lisathomas72]

What is it with the customers in Sainsburys at the self service checkouts? Why do they have to stand right there behind you? Just wait at the entrance to the checkouts like I patiently do and not right up my a**e.

[Lisa Thomas @lisathomas72]

I've come to the conclusion with this hot weather and wearing summer footwear that nothing says comfort like a pair of trainers.

[Lisa Thomas @lisathomas72]

@Leesa_wallace Happy birthday!

[Lisa Thomas @lisathomas72]

Just realised I've uninstalled the pedometer app from my sponsored walk last month without first writing down how much I'd walked each day. #ThatJustAboutSumsMyLifeUp

[Lisa Thomas @lisathomas72]

I'm fundraising for Alzheimers Research UK. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/HgXmqudIIr

[Lisa Thomas @lisathomas72]

I'm fundraising for Alzheimers Research UK. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/HgXmqudIIr

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

This is so true…

[Paul @Run_Dolly_Run]

My own testicles being removed slowly by a Columbian drug baron with a rusty machete, without any anaesthetic...

[Lisa Thomas @lisathomas72]

When I'm in the living room my husband will watch any sport that's on the telly. Apart from wrestling which is good because I don't need to see that either. But when I'm upstairs cleaning (like now) I can hear he's got an episode of Friends on.

[Lisa Thomas @lisathomas72]

It's so sad that Angela Lansbury's died. I got through every episode of Murder She Wrote during the lockdowns.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Two-word horror stories:

Eye contact
Lunch meeting
No biscuits
Live chat
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
Price cap
Team building
Energy bill
Leadership race
Unexpected item
Microwave tea
Meter reading
Pop round
Quick word
Tax return

[Lisa Thomas @lisathomas72]

45 years ago today we lost the King. I was 5 and still remember that day.

[Flashbak.com @aflashbak]

The fabulous Dame Olivia Newton-John AC DBE (26 September 1948 – 8 August 2022) - will always think of them together (forever...)

[Best of British Comedy @BestOfUKComedy]

Crimewatch Reconstructions
#PeterKayLive