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[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[tweets, but heroic @thethirtysixco]

they’re calling it the greatest evolutionary chart of all time

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HUGE NIGHT FOR ALL OF US LIFELONG MOROCCO FANS SINCE EARLIER THIS EVENING WE BLED FOR THIS WE FOUGHT FOR THIS WE DESERVE THIS

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HUGE DAY FOR ALL US LIFELONG PARAGUAY FANS SINCE EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

It’s hard to believe but this is a picture of the United States reflecting pool before the revolution happened. The US was once a very westernized country

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

My dog when I come home smelling of another dog

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Rosalía’s ‘Lux’ Tour Is a Spectacle Only She Could Pull Off

The Spanish visionary kicked off a two-night run at Madison Square Garden, staging a set that was part opera, part ballet, part pop extravaganza — and entirely her own.

REVIEW: https://t.co/qz8aM7A2k3

[Jeff Ihaza @jeffihaza]

bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

when i start crying from stress and it slowly turns into crying about my family, my past mistakes and everything i can't change in my life.

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

#PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

A big fan of whatever I am

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Always try to be helpful. Instead of saying “fuck off”, say “how can I help you fuck off”. It costs nothing to be kind.

[g. @redfourd]

You are supposed to be fascinated by trees

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[³³³ @xluciddreaming]

A fat gay guy y es PAQUITA SALAS

[morgan @30morgann]

“she’s 31 and gay” completes the holy trinity with “they’re lesbians stacey” and “she’s gay, marcus”

[tea @pigeontisms]

imagine being the best player in the world and you get to play in the walter cup finals with your wife and win the walter cup with your wife and your wife is by your side and did i mention your wife is there. Girl fuck you