Lisztophobia

The cars that ate Twitter.

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you gotta hear this one song it'll change your life i swear

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Now all we need is a disclaimer from the current mayor of Pavement's hometown.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Fugazi drummer Brendan Canty ripped Vans over its "Vans and Fugazi" sneaker campaign, a collaboration with the fashion brand Fugazi that many fans initially mistook for a tie-in with the legendary post-hardcore band.

"It's so tone deaf... I'm confused by it and it seems like people are equally confused by it out in the world, to the point where [they're] confused and disgusted by it."

https://t.co/N5Ow4seVcl

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@PokerPolitics Got it, thanks.

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Michigan Democratic candidate Abdul El-Sayed on CNN today trying to talk about his progressive platform.

CNN interviewer: "Why do you hate women? Does Israel have a right to exist? Do you condemn Hasan Piker? Why did you delete your tweet?"

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First they came for the seashell posters & I didn't speak out because I wasn't a seashell poster. Then they came for the algae posters & I didn't speak out because I wasn't an algae poster. Then they came for the cephalopod posters & there was nobody left to speak out for me.

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American news media that blamed every plane crash and every natural disaster on Biden are having an awfully hard time finding a president to blame all that stuff on right now. I wonder what changed.

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Spurs in 1. Knicks will lose so bad that they immediately forfeit 3 more.

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

how the fuck have i only found out now that there is a movie coming out in september where Jim Caviezel is playing Jair Bolsonaro

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@mkraju @InsidePolitics Maybe try booking a California Expert who isn't sitting in Washington DC.

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Vive les Spurs! 🥖 🇫🇷 🍟

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Thunder fans have been crashing all the way out all night.

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Flopper-Man, Flopper-Man does whatever a Flopper-Man can.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

De'Aaron Fox was called for a foul on SGA here. 😅

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We need better shooters. 🏀

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Double overtime! The Spurs are playing against a real team for a change!

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Wolves are done. Spurs in 5, then they get to play against a real team for a change.

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It's times like this that I really regret that I'm not a sports gambler. Because gott dang. That felt like the easiest prediction ever.

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All the way up there with the green M&M's sneakers on the scale of serious outrage.

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Let's see what's going on this week on the dumpster app.

OK. Looks like a bunch of non-Greeks are crashing out, trying to lay claim to Greekness under the guise of "whiteness," and getting mad on behalf of Greece because of some dumb fantasy movie.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation