Josh Levy

[Josh Levy @liteboy]

@Turo We have an active emergency declaration in Hawaii + your team acknowledged extenuating circumstances, but support is denying cancellation based only on pickup location. Can someone review?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

What if… and hear me out here, but what if Bezos launches another dildo rocket, but this time, he gives Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend a ride.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Retweet if you think @SallyQYates should be Christopher Wray’s replacement as director of the @FBI.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

A flip flop of global proportions.

Mitch McConnell 2019
vs.
Mitch McConnell 2021

Make sure everybody sees it.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

"So this doctor comes up to me, big tough guy, Air Force, tears in his eyes and he says, 'Sir, I never cry, sir. But it's the best colon I've ever seen.'"

[Charlie Crist @CharlieCrist]

BREAKING: A Listener Group poll was just released that shows us DEFEATING Ron DeSantis 54%-46%. This is important. Please retweet far and wide so we can spread the message: We will defeat Ron DeSantis in 2022.

[Josh Levy @liteboy]

@patriottakes It's gonna be tough to do both #1 and #8 if the kids are paying attention. https://t.co/4V6jKP6qEi

[Josh Levy @liteboy]

@adornedbyzena @donwinslow You're in a scientific profession and using an n=1 to draw conclusions? What do you do in the hospital profession?

[Josh Levy @liteboy]

@adornedbyzena @donwinslow What was the mortality rate for those who called their friends?

[Randi Rhodes @RandiRhodes]

Here is the smoking gun National Guard STAND DOWN Order 11485 signed by acting Secretary of Defense Chris Miller on January 4, 2021

#TrumpInsurrection @Jim_Jordan

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Totally agree.

In fact, to further protect Medicare from socialism, let’s strengthen it to include dental, vision, hearing, & mental healthcare and then allow all Americans to enjoy its benefits.

Trust me, Medicare for All is the #1 thing you can do to own the socialists.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

If you think it's oppressive for corporations to require vaccines, wait 'til you hear about unpaid internships, mandated overtime, unpaid sick days, raiding of retirement funds, non-compete agreements for fast-food workers, everything Amazon does, at-will employment agreements,

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don't.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

‘My boss sent a bunch of crazy people to kill me because I did my job.
I had to flee and narrowly escaped with my life.
But while he and I may never see eye to eye on what happened that day, I really loved having him for a boss.”

- Mike Pence

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So at this point, we can pretty much all agree that the tooth spitter from Texas is the dumbest Republican, right?
Deep bench, but still... 🤔

[Tyler Buchanan @Tylerjoelb]

Wow. An anti-vaccine nurse in Ohio tried to prove the Vaccines Cause Magnetism theory in an state legislative committee. The demonstration did not go to plan

[Josh Levy @liteboy]

@LevyChobanu Hi Honey!

[Josh Levy @liteboy]

@patriottakes Russians are bad at spelling words in English