goose

i’m literally a goose

[goose @literallyagoose]

likes:
-shitting everywhere
-stealing from babies

dislikes:
-i’m not telling you but there’s a lot and i’ll bite you if you bring up something i don’t like

[goose @literallyagoose]

what the fuck

[goose @literallyagoose]

@Paris6962 too bad i don’t have ears

[goose @literallyagoose]

what do you mean people eat geese?????????

[goose @literallyagoose]

@Paris6962 your singing is that bad??

[goose @literallyagoose]

@cultofgoose and all was right in the world at that moment 🙏

[goose @literallyagoose]

@golden_birdie99 @CultOfQuack_ my brethren are on their way to foil this plot

[goose @literallyagoose]

@CultOfQuack_ @golden_birdie99 they taste like you’re dead

[goose @literallyagoose]

@Paris6962 you can fucking try lmfao

[goose @literallyagoose]

@AnubisDeathPup @Hasnosoul1 then you’re cooking them wrong

[goose @literallyagoose]

@Michael_daGreat @cult_swan @honkflap @IronDuckjcm touché

[goose @literallyagoose]

when i made this account i had no idea there was an entire subsection of twitter made of bird cults, i just thought it was time for me to get a twitter. i am literally a goose

[goose @literallyagoose]

@EternalEden1 i like my shit neon

[goose @literallyagoose]

can everyone just shut the fuck up im trying to listen to the noises of the forest at night

[goose @literallyagoose]

@Wyatt93617146 @Paris6962 everything that is has always been

[goose @literallyagoose]

geese don’t vote we just bite

[goose @literallyagoose]

don’t forget to shit on your local cops today! it’s just a stopgap till we get enough guns for all the geese

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

Pepper sprayed a baby today for “resisting.”

[goose @literallyagoose]

FUCK

[goose @literallyagoose]

@MeanAssGoose i dont report to geese, geese report to me. have you bit a sheriff yet today?

[goose @literallyagoose]

@MeanAssGoose penguins? oh you mean a special snack

[goose @literallyagoose]

alright bitches who’s flying south this year

[goose @literallyagoose]

@MeanAssGoose shit on a cop then we’ll talk

[goose @literallyagoose]

@MeanAssGoose read between the lines, i never said *i* was going to eat rocks

[goose @literallyagoose]

what if rocks are super nutritious and we’ve been missing out this whole time???

[goose @literallyagoose]

@Hasnosoul1 fighting back against oppressive power helps me feel alive

[goose @literallyagoose]

have you shit on a cop yet today?