lis 🪩

this is going to ruin the tour.

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

“Not dishwasher safe.”

Me: Top shelf you go, little buddy. Do your best.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Little Golden Elephant 😂

[lis 🪩 @literallylis]

do you ever have nightmares about things like this?? @danesaw

[🐍 @vixppappa]

had a table of 24 come in and every single person had an allergy… later found it was an allergy support group or something 😭😭😭 ive never been so stressed out

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

🐶💚

[lis 🪩 @literallylis]

it’s the staggering amount of times I actually talk to my mom every day and this is on the phone voice call not even including texts

[lis 🪩 @literallylis]

unmatched, unchallenged, unstoppable

[lis 🪩 @literallylis]

cold brew on an empty stomach… I am unstoppable 🫨

[lis 🪩 @literallylis]

loop it on my grave

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Vet: Is your dog’s name Ms. Piggy because she loves food and is a little chunky?

Me: Her name is Ms. Peggy.

Ms. Peggy:

[Silky Sinz @silkysinz99]

I'm not manually changing my oven clock. That's my kitchen time zone now.

[pat @daylightrozanov]

yeah those are my guys what about it

[Xmagu @xmagu37113]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

toucan moka pot

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

duck wallet

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i wish i was a cat. i am not built for this capitalist society but i am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[lis 🪩 @literallylis]

WHY DOES HUDSON KNOW KIWI?????

[𓇼 rach𓇼🐰 @dsbuckleys]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫