heartburn princess

passionate about every single thing

[heartburn princess @litteralydevon]

ngl I like seeing the part when the love island contestants open their phone after being kicked off

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[josh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if u be into collecting rocks

[luce⁵³ ⚾️๋࣭ ⭑ @seiderstories]

#GayTigs 3-0 in pride month

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I’m missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a b!tch right now

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

yeah sex is great but have u ever cleaned ur room and then lit a candle

[🐌 @russtrome]

not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

why is my STOMACH GROWLING. EAT THE FAT. THATS FHE POINT.

[Luke ✢ 🍉 @luvvluke4]

let’s dry hump while making out for an hour and then you have to tell me everything you love about me in extreme detail

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Have never been afraid of pitbulls. They look like little cows to me

[heartburn princess @litteralydevon]

Call me a detective the way I want his tip

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[ྀི @hrtindica]

i can’t wait to be married so my husband can fill up my water bottle before bed

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Do u wanna come over and lay in bed like the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory