Old Fat Meat Tractor

Cackling Nightmare⛈Morning Beefster🐃Midwestern Dad🕺Shite and Brining🥒Spiritual Fast Food🍟

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

A man just asked me to spell pigeon like 8 times

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

Being the boss is fun until one of your employees repeatedly drunk calls you

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

@ohheyyitsjay1 It was

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

In line for wristbands at the Arnold and there’s a man’s bare toes in front of me and someone live-streaming behind me

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

for breakfast i had the skin around my fingernails

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

@JazawaToad 🚗

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

Update: one of them is preaching for the first time on Sunday.

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

There’s a couple of Christian men talking about other Christian men’s bodies preparing themselves for sexual activities in this Waffle House right now

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

@JDMerrill90 That’s what they call me

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

Eel Hive
Queen Eel
Worker Eels

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

“I’m on a moose knuckle hunt”

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

@JDMerrill90 @grimbohemian I’m late but I’m still confused.

[GUNSHIP @GUNSHIPMUSIC]

想 像 力 は 武

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

I’m trying to gurgle on a burgle

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

Carbonated pickle

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

Rubbing the bottoms of your feet together; something a satisfied banker would do 🕷️

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

Someone just said “yes sir” to me. Do I sound manly on the phone?? 🥲

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

@slumturtle What style of motorcycle helmet

[Old Fat Meat Tractor @littlebeefstick]

@thrillerrecords 👀