Chloe Webb

'Siouxsie Sioux meets Delia Smith'
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Food. Books. Cats.
She/her

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

Back for the #Glasto2023 updates. For all the practise I've had this doesn't get any less stressful, does it?

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

*whispers* is it safe to come back on Twitter yet?

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

@Tombythethames I'M GOING!!!! COME COME!

[Mark Rees @reviewwales]

I'd pay good money to watch this.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

FYI it is entirely possible to simultaneously be terrified about the climate crisis but, subjectively, selfishly and in the short term, enjoy grasping on to the opportunity to bask like a lizard on a rock and stroll home under low sun in balmy evening air.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

I realise I'm in the minority here but GOD I LOVE THIS WEATHER. I should have been born in the Mediterranean not bloody Basildon.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

Wait... Have Americans only just discovered those bread makers that were massive for 5 minutes in 2003 and have been collecting dust in the back of cupboards across the UK since?

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

So I’m totally getting this.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

@Tombythethames I'm gonna come round and smash your scales up with a hammer if you ain't careful boy

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

Are we going to the pub tonight, then?

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

I won’t believe it till there’s a stake through his heart and the ground he’s coffined in is sewn with salt.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

I knew I was bisexual at 11 and the entirety of my education happened under section 28. Get fucked.

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Daughter tells me her class has been discussing LGBT issues. One friend has since defined as “non-binary”; another has since declared she is bisexual and has “known it for ages”. The first is 12 years old; the second is 11. Genuinely wonder what is happening in our schools.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

Ah, it's days like today that Twitter makes up for being a festering cesspool the other 99% of the time.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

@IBringTheFunk @Halfords_uk Because CAPITALISM 👍

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

Pretty sure at this point covid is just picking a random symptom out of a hat to decide what to inflict on me on a daily basis.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

It's not making up for the fact I'm meant to be at Brixton watching LCD Soundsystem, mind.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

'The Truffle Hunters' (available on iPlayer) is soothing my got-covid-for-the-second-time-this-year soul. Much recommended if you, too, are suffering.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

(you do need to have just enough cognitive function for subtitles though)

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

'The Truffle Hunters' (available on iPlayer) is soothing my got-covid-for-the-second-time-this-year soul. Much recommended if you, too, are suffering.

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

Easy peasy journey to #Glasto2022 so far. Hats off to #GWR staff at #Paddington, really well managed, one of my smoothest ever journeys down there despite strikes. Aside from some post Nine Inch Nails bleariness...

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

@DanMakesNoises I need one that reminds me to attempt to stay awake after 8pm

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

I appreciate the sentiment behind this bot but the last things I need to be reminded to do are eat and go to bed early.

[Doomscrolling Reminder Bot @doomscroll_bot]

hi, have you eaten any food today?

[Chloe Webb @littlechef1987]

I really want to be dancing in a field with a paper cup of lager to this right now.

[BBC Radio 6 Music 🎧 #NowPlaying Bot @BBC6MusicBot]

Now Playing Primal Scream, Denise Johnson - Don't Fight It, Feel It (feat. Denise Johnson) ScreamOfficial, #denisejohnson