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[dornish wench @cerseified]

counting or not counting dragon violence

[cletus @littlecletus]

@RAVENSCOON

[cletus @littlecletus]

People at work keep asking me to stop mid conversations to define what I’m saying, never thought I had a big vocabulary until now lol

[cletus @littlecletus]

My favorite thing about my Spotify wrapped was that it said I most resonate with listeners from Denver.. Lmfaoo

[cletus @littlecletus]

Not my coworkers finding me in the background of pics/videos at raves…

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

What a fucking narcissist

[cletus @littlecletus]

@TwinkBussyChase Go to meowwolf!!!

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

[cletus @littlecletus]

Seeing pictures of places I’ve dreamed about before but have never been to… ICKY

[cletus @littlecletus]

To the guy goin like 90 down Philips who almost killed me, I hope your bronco breaks down right after your warranty expires

[cletus @littlecletus]

Uh oh I’m binge watching shows about royal history again…

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Who did this

[𝕊𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕒 𝕁𝕦𝕒𝕟𝕒 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕜 ✨🧚🏻 @LA_HDLCH]

Sunday mood:

[cletus @littlecletus]

Liquid stranger is currently sucking the soul out of my body for the 3rd time in the last year

[cletus @littlecletus]

Not me spiraling because my younger cousin got engaged today and I’m currently a spinster and am 3 months away from being a thornback 🙃

[cletus @littlecletus]

“Enlightenment era business casual” has me ROLLING

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Also this is not a pirate costume, this is enlightenment era business casual.