Amy Cusden

The little Cusden, book operator, spelling thief, & guardian of the small ones
Currently a member of the Guardian-reading, Tofu-eating, wokerati....

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@EwanAStephenson @JonathanPieNews True, but how many would 'forget' to declare it? And if their job requires it be declared? how many people do you think would expect to be sacked when they got found out?
Gross misconduct is a thing and this 5mil undeclared 'donation' fits the bill of that.

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@AllisonPearson Bet you got free milk when you were a child...

Anyway, let's put aside the struggling parents that good communities should want to support.

There is also the fact that some people are awful humans. Do you think children should be punished because their parents are awful people?

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@DailyMail @richardpbacon Good

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@theclearthinke1 @gepardtatze @AriFleischer There were 5 fucking beaches on Dday. The Americans accounted for just 2 of them. You literally could not have done it on your own.
And I ask you, for every war you have fought, how many have you won on your own?

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@BBCArchive This would make a great Easter TV show. I imagine a 3 parter on the BBC over an easter weekend - just needs a catchy name and national treasure to star in it

[John Bistline @JEBistline]

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@Liar0__ Twat

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@KinnisonRobertW @PeteCoat @OJoelsen It feels free, your contribution is based on what you earn not what you need. Its much fairer.

And for citizens who can't work [children, OAPs, the severely disabled etc..] it is, in effect, free with no dip in the quality of care received.

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@Iromg If you dont want to hear Land of Hope and Glory playing out loud across London after a message of unity for all and a massive union flag in the london eye, then that's on you for being a c**t.

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@CheapPanini Every year, this story makes me cringe in second-hand embarrassment for you.
But also, if I had a glass eye, I'd have found the eye patch hilarious, best gift ever...

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@SoVeryBritish I'm already halfway through the cheese - no regrets

[Oxford Clarion @OxfordClarion]

Walter de Staplecat, Simpkin IV, Teabag, Balthasar and Benny D Cat take the stage as we meet the college cats of Oxford. And, of course, Magdalen’s Ozymandias. Read on for our photo special. (Includes a cat map.) https://t.co/l2VOnMuUF9

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

The worst bit is this guy playing the piano today is actually good so no one else is annoyed 😒

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

Quite frankly there is nothing worse than a piano at the train station. #gwr #oxfordstation #trainpianos #shutup

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@GBNEWS @PatrickChristys You are all disingenuous pricks. It's got nothing to do with unwanted vistors and everything to with safety [I.e. avoiding crowd crushes] and ultimately capatlism. They don't care what type of people are there as long as they have paid and don't exceed the safe capacity.

[Amy Cusden @littlecusden]

@Rod__Mason @KillianM2 @darrengrimes Are you a fucktard or are you just being obtuse? I think you understand the difference between the finite space of Glastonbury and how many people it can hold before a crowd crush occurs and the finite space of the uk and how many people it can hold before a crowd crush occurs.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Beaten by Spurs, 16th in the table and Liverpool are Champions.

Man Utd fans, RT this post for a chance to escape any mention of football this weekend. Prize includes:

- All expenses paid trip to remote Faroe Islands
- Accommodation with no TV and Internet

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