a very manly muppet

my hands are sweaty

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

It’s a metaphor hazel grace you fukcig idiot bitch hazel grace

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

No one tell Andre’s grandma about microplastics

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

One time we were playing Minecraft and we were down in the mines but then our server disconnected and my friend said “it’s probably because we’re too far underground”

[hot dam historian 🦅 @hotdamhistorian]

you idiots, angela davis did not endorse kamala harris, her theory of change is the same as it has always been: electoralism will never save you, but the conditions under which radicals organise cannot be so overwhelmingly obstructive that it makes that organizing work useless.

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

One foot on the gas one foot playing footsies

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

How does the mirror know

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

They call me bolo tie in the sheets

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

They’re letting me operate heavy machinery again

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

Is it cropdusting if you ask permission first

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

How does Matt Healy stand being that genre of British

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[skooty @thebigskoot]

yesterday i thought my friends hated me because i was bad at frisbee but then i remembered i have an anxiety disorder

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

This is a thursday ass wednesday

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

Snot is stored in the balls

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

They don’t show the boob squishing in the dead wife montage

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

I wish this was a tweet from Gordon Ramsay

[a very manly muppet @littledrmrboy]

Cooking Mama taught me everything I know

[Lucy @Lucya6464]

Officially beat teen pregnancy!!!