Meredíth Hein

I chose you. I wanted you. I appointed you. I set you where you are. John 15:16

[Meredíth Hein @littleheiny]

@Taizoomzoom did I see you on tv?

[Meredíth Hein @littleheiny]

Not the most important truth, but still valid; Christmas means feng shui-ing the living room so the tree fits.

[Bailey Morris @baileyamorris]

For every struggle, for every up & down in your life, I promise you two things that are guaranteed to help.

Jesus and a Taylor Swift song.

[Meredíth Hein @littleheiny]

@cunebulldogs BOOOOO

[The Onion @TheOnion]

MPAA Adds New Rating To Warn Audiences Of Films Not Based On Existing Works https://t.co/3R7LyHDSTk

[Meredíth Hein @littleheiny]

@o_SHAWN_avenue @Nick_White11 it's true. It's solely textual.

[Meredíth Hein @littleheiny]

@o_SHAWN_avenue @Nick_White11 http://t.co/tUbMpYkUMN

[Meredíth Hein @littleheiny]

@o_SHAWN_avenue @Nick_White11 you're unoriginal.

[Meredíth Hein @littleheiny]

@jessicaskerston MY LIFE IS CHANGED!

[First Date Questions @firstdateqs]

how many hours do you think you’d last on the oregon trail before you succumbed violently to disease

[First Date Questions @firstdateqs]

can you explain how health insurance works? i mean, i can. obviously. but uh. can you explain it. like. as if you were talking to a child.

[Meredíth Hein @littleheiny]

Lol to seeing bumper stickers and pieces of flare on my Facebook. Thanks timehop

[Meredíth Hein @littleheiny]

@RachelRoyuk @AwkwardComedy lol, yes, like I ate a square

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Guac should be free at Chipotle if you can correctly pronounce “Chipotle.” #ThereISaidIt

[The Onion @TheOnion]

43-Year-Old Figured He Would’ve Grown Out Of Waving To Self On Security Cameras By Now

[J.C. @joshcurran_]

#USA http://t.co/Lmdk4TAiC2

[relatable @byreIatable]

Japan's next sub

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

A 4-0 lead in soccer is the same as:
79-0 in baseball
229-0 in football
541-0 in basketball
something something in tennis