Lil Marko

[Grace @gracecamille_]

honestly fuck small talk IMO. I want to talk about deep shit. I want to talk about our dreams and fears. I want to talk about why the allies failed at Krithia. I want to talk about what it was really like to survive gallipoli, the 5 deadliest allied snipers

[D an 🧇 @AceMcWicked]

The Gen Z healthcaster argument that even a single drink in the evening is bad because it will ‘ruin your sleep’ overlooks generations of wisdom; sleeps aren’t finite and if you need one a fresh unruined sleep will come and that being a massive pussy is worse than being tired

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

Damn, if you tell someone who regularly sees a chiropractor that the guy who invented it learned it from ghosts they get really mad.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

They didn’t just k!ll him. They cut up & dissolved his body in acid. His k!llers kept his tooth as a trophy and his family only got it 61yrs later. A tooth. Thats all they have left of him. Belgium does not get enough hate imo.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

this may sound extreme but I am fundamentally superior to those who watch this

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

You know in a strategy, war & resources game, where you conquered the other factions years ago and maxed out the tech tree, and now there’s nothing to do but manage the decay because you’ve hit the hard limits of the system? Like that

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

this has in fact been proven over and over again and there has never been any serious challenge to the conclusion

[Louise Donaldson @Loulameg]

I prefer the term cashier tbf

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

This is right and the political question is whether enough white collar middle class voters realize this and try to create an anti-billionaire coalition with blue-collar workers (as opposed to hoping for good billionaires).

[DairyMan @dairymanNZ]

The Consumer Food Safety Insights Survey (conducted by the MPI) found:
• 67% of New Zealanders who prepare chicken say they wash it either "sometimes" or "always."
• ​79% of consumers incorrectly believe that they should wash raw chicken or are unsure if they should.

[Lil Marko @littlemarkoV]

@WeAreDPS Awesome show in Sydney tonight, keep on being legends!!

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

“I asked chatGPT”

[Francis McRae @FrankMcRae]

The Following tab: here's 4 tweets from people you follow. Only 4. Once youve seen them ill show them to you again.

For you tab: here's 90000 of the world's most inane engagement bait posts and some stuff that will get you fired if anyone sees you looking at it

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I’m sorry but “maybe we could replace the teaching of Shakespeare with Mr Beast” is an insane thing to say. This is the logical end-point of the “all content is equally valid” mindset. Kids who study Shakespeare will get smarter. Kids who study Mr Beast will be illiterate.

[Richard Hills @RichardHills_]

The electoral commission took 18 days to count & check 2,884,111 votes to ensure accurate results.

It look Luxon 40 days to negotiate a coalition agreement with the only two partners he could choose from.

These comments also undermine the integrity of our elections. Plz stop.

[Lew @LewSOS]

Speak for yourself Luxo

You were the party of dumb-dumbs who counted your seats on election night and then got sad when the final count showed a severe case of shrinkage

[henry cooke @henrycooke]

The NZ/China relationship crystalised in two current stories from @thomas_manch