Gilded scratch

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

It's worth noting how Mbappe has the same number of goals as Norway's Haaland. Haaland has been catapulted to GQ covers. He seems nice as well as talented. Conversely, Mbappe is receiving global racial abuse even from politicians bc anti-Blackness is pervasive the world over.

[Tom Goodwin @tomfgoodwin]

How come 3G used to be enough signal to do anything, and now if you're "only" on 4G LTE, you're basically on dial up internet and can't make a call.

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[Myles @MylesRinSF]

Dude if any of us punch a coworker in the face we’re getting fired and going to jail lmao wtf is he talking about

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.

History's first trillionaire.

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

If the Celtics were in the Finals, celebrity row at TD Garden would be Donnie Wahlberg, Glen Davis, and the aura-farming Strega guy

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Think about all the column inches and headlines devoted to Graham Platner over the past week versus Ken Paxton and then tell me again we have a ‘liberal’ media.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Mayor @ZohranKMamdani signs an Executive Order repealing bedtime to watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

what’s the deal with this “im just a smol bean ceo hee hee” thing

[ty @tygrswrld]

it’s so funny how much ai guys just don’t get it, for like everything

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Tim Heidecker and Connor O’Malley have been asymptotically approaching it, but no one has achieved this.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Need someone like this to run in 2028 not even joking.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

There isn't a politician on the left who has absorbed more right-wing psychosexual violent fixation than AOC, a survivor herself. The rapist in office pardoned the Jan 6th rioters who hunted her down.

Just a reminder of the environment she operates in, as a woman and a leftist.

[Altamira @AltamiraVT]

Yeah this rips

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

How the fuck is this all the same guy why is this fucking me up so bad rn

[Gilded scratch @littlestepper_]

@IAPolls2022 I really hope swalwell ditches

[Haytham Kaafarani @hayfarani]

I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Your name is sacred. Protect it and ask people to speak it properly.

[big_pedestrian @big_pedestrian]

Recent photos in San Francisco, New York, Chicago and Boston. This America still exists. Go outside. Make friends.