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...Spare me from bitterness and from the sharp passions of unguarded moments. May I not forget that poverty and riches are of the spirit... -Max Ehrmann

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Btw ladies and gentlemen in or traveling to Nyahururu I have several Airbnbs for you this weekend.

#airbnb #nyahururuairbnb

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@Taiyelo_lu Sha following traditions is this exactly no?

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@sholard_mancity There's a reason battery acid comes with a DO NOT EAT warning label. We've been growing stupid and it's unfair to burden manufacturers atp

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Like colonials they trade intangible for tangible assets

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

the way women overrate their importance in your life is actually insane.
“i bring peace, care, and support” like i was at war before you showed up or some shit

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cliques zitakuwa at 5yrs+ from this category in the name of community will be shocking. Might FAFO

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@I_am_Dantee Sharp boy inafaanga ivi kata taxin na kisu ishike sana

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

I said,if you've those children, you'll regret it, & if you don't, you'll regret that too. Meanwhile, I'm labeled “not man enough” while Olouch fights for his kids & wamama wants his head on a silver platter.
There's no in-between for men.
The best you can do is live your life.

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Me at 2 a.m. remembering an embarrassing thing I did in 2016 and wondering if the witnesses are still alive.

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Mwanaume ni kurudi after 25 year na unawauliza...

"Gukú mundú atarí kuó mutigiceha rugiri?"

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

I will never forget that TikTok that said if a woman ran into Jude Bellingham you think she’d ask him for money ? 😂
But if she ran into any Tom, Dick & Harry she would ignore him for not being able to finance her 😂

[Karugah @userkarugah]

Nothing sadder than meeting a beautiful woman with no money 😭… aah shit, now I have to let you fly, butterfly

[Ademba Allans @allans_ademba]

I've never seen stupid governors like akina @Wamatangi_. Why would you build 32 hospitals in just 3 years? Why are you heavily invested in voters getting sick? Do Murima leaders see Western, Eastern, Coastal, and Nyanza governors do these stupid unnecessary developments? County money is meant to be looted not to build hospitals, schools, sports, and youth & county roads. Don't be stupid Murima.

[King mamba @kingmamba01]

Social media has convinced people to abandon relationships at the first sign of trouble.

[Cruise 👸🏽👸🏽 @dat_deltagirl]

Keep exposing them, I spoke about opposition using international influencers since a lot of Nigerian influencers are working for APC.

I’m glad we are gradually getting there🤭🤭

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Stay long enough yk a nigga ninggying

[mtoto ni mrembo🦋 @Extraterrextial]

Huyu jamaa amenibamba ever since we started texting. He doesn't live far away from me (came to learn this last week). Sasa I've been advocating for a hangout that's not in his house 😭 ...naskia naboeka juu no sense of urgency is being shown.

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My fault for knowing how to read fr

[Transleytanked @transleytanked]

That one time I wanted to finger myself but ran out of lube so I used mayonnaise instead and days later I started having random orgasms just to discover I had maggots that formed from the mayonnaise left inside

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@PenTitan Get that 19year old ukiulizwa sema she's 30 on the inside