Connie Spalding

People are always talking.. but what happens when the talk isn’t cheap? And it is what it is.

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

and for my next trick, I will persevere out of pure fucking spite.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Your mom was so right to trade you for drugs

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

America is fighting for its life meanwhile New York City is living in Zohran Mamdani's Disney Channel Movie.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Maybe it’s not the Sunday scaries…maybe it’s just the fear of a 40 hour 9-5pm schedule built a 100 years ago that no longer makes sense

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Jeff Ihaza @jeffihaza]

bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Aye why do yall be lying about service dogs? You know damn well that annoying ass Yorkie not trained. Get it out them folks establishment.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Elon Musk: Trillionaire

Jeff Bezos: Billionaire

Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

I’ve seen this Tweet and sentiment a lot, and I believe y’all believe it, but every Sunday those church parking lots be full.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[solé @layxsnv]

I couldn’t be on love island. Pull who ngga for a chat?

[paul @paulswhtn]

once you start looking at biceps you can’t stop

[jakey @jamieleecuntis]

who is this

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

This is real romance idgaf what nobody say

[zach @ZachNagel7]

“Luxury apartments” whole time it’s just: