Liv Auerbach

stand up comedian | sit down writer | horizontal eater | vertical sleeper | perpendicular penguin

[Liv Auerbach @livauerbach]

How do I airplane-mode my emotions

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

insane wording

[wes @mannmiami]

how am i going to enrich the taste of this beautiful baked potato

the illustrious stick of butter:

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

AR helps me see how a new couch will look in my living room

[Liv Auerbach @livauerbach]

I fucking love a scandal

[E! News @enews]

Victoria Beckham Reveals Why David Beckham Has Never Seen Her Natural Eyebrows https://t.co/iIiiOGdP9C

[Liv Auerbach @livauerbach]

omg no way this is also what my love letters to my mother are like

[British Vogue @BritishVogue]

Lila Moss’s Sheer Slip Dress For The Fashion Awards Is A Love Letter To Her Mum Kate Moss https://t.co/N3PUqxQzKG

[Liv Auerbach @livauerbach]

finally a tool that helps get the sesame seeds and pencil shavings out of my hear

[Striggity @35mmPapi]

I know the photographer absolutely lost his shit when Willem hit this. Like he told him “gimme something fire” but he wasn’t prepared for this.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

getting one (1) heart on an ig story

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

it’s nice that taylor swift is visiting her stadiums while they turn into mojo dojo casa houses for the football season

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

We did it. We have a tentative deal.

Over the coming days, we'll discuss and vote on it, together, as a democratic union. But today, I want to thank every single WGA member, and every fellow worker who stood with us in solidarity. You made this possible. Thank you. #WGAStrong

[Writers Guild of America West @WGAWest]

The WGA and AMPTP have reached a tentative agreement. This was made possible by the enduring solidarity of WGA members and extraordinary support of our union siblings who stood with us for over 146 days. More details coming after contract language is finalized. #WGAStrike

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Send a case of champagne to the writers room for this twist. Extraordinary stuff.

[fran @galacticidiots]

Congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. I can’t relate but I’m sure it’s lovely. Unfortunately, I only know how to let things consume my entire soul.

[built to chill @porfenablah]

god forbid a woman have hobbies

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Usually if a group of writers and actors are united against you that means you are the antagonist of a Muppet movie