Waffle House

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Unlike our Angus Beef, this ACCOUNT IS 100% FAKE

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WE ARE BLEACHING EVERYTHING IN THIS BITCH. CALM TF DOWN #coronavirus #WAFFLEHOUSE #WorldHealthOrganization

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We have asked one of our employees to shoot the crackhead that was begging for toilet paper in the parking lot. The problem is after getting shot multiple times, the crackhead is now asking for money so he can ride the bus. #StayAtHome #CoronaCrisis #toiletpaper

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We are experiencing a hiring freeze right now. We are now shoving new hires into our walk in freezers and locking the door. #Covid_19 #Hiring

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The Waffle House Franchise has tested positive for Coronavirus.

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WE ARE NOW TRAINING OUR EMPLOYEES TO REMAIN POSITIVE WHILE OUR WORLD SLOWLY BURNS TO THE GROUND.....

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Michael Moore is still being quarantined in the bathroom at Waffle House, he hasn't spoken, eaten or breathed in the last 24 hours. No word on his current status.....

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Waffle House now proudly supports cannibalism

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We are now selling Glocks to our customers with any order of Waffles.

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We are now freezing our Waffles and flinging them at people that aren't tipping at least 15%.

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Wendy’s releases their breakfast menu and suddenly the world has a pandemic! Coincidence? I think not! #coronapocolypse #wendysbreakfast #MondayMorning

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THE WAFFLE GODS ARE ANGRY AT US

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THE WAFFLE GODS SENT THIS PANDEMIC TO US FOR EATING AT DENNY'S. #covidontario #COVIDCanada #COVID19 #CoronavirusOutbreak

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@BubblesWrath

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@BubblesWrath

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@Roymygeaa__ Don’t F with us fam! We don’t got time for that bull!

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Mess with us, you die! Any questions?! #StayTheFHome

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Shid might as well post the WAFFLE HOUSE BRAWL from last night ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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We are now playing “Down with the Sickness” on repeat at all of our store’s jukeboxes.

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Patrons of Waffle House, we have heard your concerns about the Coronavirus...we can assure you, we heard you and we are not deaf. #shutdownNYC #COVIDー19 #panicshopping

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We are now training our employees to kill

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START PANIC BUYING AT WAFFLE HOUSE. WE ARE BEGGING YOU! #PANICBUYING