ben jamin

aftg. vanucks. wilds. ilya rozanov. haechan. andrew minyard. neil josten.

[jaz🕯️🇵🇸 @jazzyjuice402]

Having sex is a great way to figure out your body is just fine the way it is and smoking weed is a great way to get through disordered eating. That’s what Big Christianity won’t tell you about vices

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

wondering about the long-term psychological effects on gen z of having to grow up without hope

[johnny 🐎 @dimitrilovemail]

season one dennis u are so sad and gay and pathetic i miss you and your sad gay face

[ᯓ Random 🐘 #happinesstwt @d3stroy_a]

Trying to tell teachers you dont wanna use ai every 2 seconds

[shrek banana @freightrainlady]

Roommate and I both had class at 9:45 and its 10:13 and we're both still tucked into bed

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape

[mo @faerymo]

"women became feminists because of social media"

me at 8 years old when i noticed that well behaved girls kept getting placed next to the naughty disruptive boys in class to ‘manage’ their behaviour

[ava ౨ৎ | 1 week binge free @w0wthatscrazyyy]

I don't wanna eat protein 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 or fiber 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i just want to eat absolute junk and lose weight 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i don't wanna count macros😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I WANT CARBS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🍔 @hockeyliker]

i dont fucking care if u think hockey players are hot and/or homosexual are we getting pucks in deep later or not

[ash @ashleyherman_]

hey guys, my first shift doing live production tonight and they have me on color grading! let me know how i did!

[dave @daves_Fantasy]

At dinner my dad said he'd be gay "if it wasn't for all the penis" and my uncle nodded like it was some real shit

[Double Bubble @tee_danja]

Hailey will put that lip balm in your ass if you ain’t looking

[Coraje @DimeloParce10]

Mi mamá: estabas fumando marihuana

Yo: cual iguana

[ed @asherw01fe]

Recession indicator no one talking abt is how planes and movie theaters are never freezing anymore and they’re stuffy asf…

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Patient zero of the “bleed from every orifice and puke your guts out” virus heading straight for the nearest international airport

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

this meal prep shit easy

[will⁸⁷ @squidneyism]

just remembered I paused mid fuck to check the pens score multiple times last night

[Zazzy 👄 @fw_zazzy]

stoner words of affirmation:

.- i am not breathing too loudly
.- the cia is not coming get me
.- i should definitely open a restaurant
.- it's ok to not know what's going on
.- it's entirely legal to be this horny