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[lilly⁵¹🦈|| GRAF PR DEPARTMENT @tealmaxxxing]

amazing things happening on tiktok rn

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Damien @fatdemidov]

Yes my future captain is dl and there’s nothing wrong with that. He is also a very young alcoholic and might have a gambling problem.

[jo @genosbest]

smeshno))

[KIKINATOR 🍎 @TIMFKER]

Everyone on the pens is like That because they all of them have contracted a Resident Evil type mold infection from The Jockstrap.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If accidentally Hurting Yourself while Drunk was the Olympics. Well Let’s just say I would be Michale Phelps

[gianna @nyyfever]

i miss the shootout demons. i miss our overworked penalty kill. i miss sidney crosby's crusty hat. i miss bryan rust's five stages of grief. i miss broadcasters calling us old. i miss mark donk and buzz flibbet lineups

[🏆 - devin @jarvicanes]

Geno is so old that footage of him playing in world juniors sounds like it was recorded on a space age microphone

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

incredible things happening on my pinterest feed right now

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

I have a delusionally strong belief that even with all my problems, if you gave me a kid right this second and forced me to raise it I would immediately lock in beyond comprehension and get every aspect of my life together to become the most excellent father possible.

[Evgeni Malkin Enchanting Facts @sargeantonelli]

good morning genation

[maddie @wshtruther]

Source tells me TomWilsonGlazer is stable.

Please god

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[gianna @nyyfever]

the pittsburgh penguins play hockey NEXT MONTH

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

I’m really such a faggot like damn