skyrim enthusiast (jaci)

natgeo researcher, professional subway surfer, roller pro, cat owner, counterfeit edward cullen, avid hater of wind chimes, momentary baller, panini press lover

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

I have a confession to make

I thought au gratin potatoes were called hog rotten potatoes up until like 3 years ago

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

@chinchilladas mine does this too!!

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

Working in a museum is awesome! This Colima effigy pees when you pour water into its head

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

@TheWorstOfTwt

[Phillip Creckin @PCreckin51946]

@s4m31p4n Yeah, twenty years later, I'm starting to regret my full body Hello Kitty themed collage. The fat ladies at the yarn store love it, but they're all lesbians. Such is life.

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

WE ARE SO BACK

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

@c4drn melted my ikea knife in the dishwasher, and I’ve been carrying it around all day

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

@poojavnair I make my friends chicken nuggets so this doesn’t apply to me.. but everybody likes mozzarella sticks, it doesn’t matter if I don’t have meat because everybody can eat what I eat?

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

Instead of focusing your work on targeting the companies that make the addictive substances… you chose to target the American lower class?

Also your shoes don’t match your outfit. You can’t be colorblind and evil. Pick one.

[Grace Price @travelingenes]

Me on my way to testify to the Arizona House for the removal of addictive substances like soda and candy from SNAP eligible items 😊

MAHA!

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

According to a senior CDC official, some of the pages that were removed on Friday have been reinstated due to backlash from the scientific community and the public. Keep speaking up, it matters!

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

@kwrszu Some colleges and disciplines 93% is a B. You get taken out of programs here if you get below 80

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

@guychristensen_ my household doesn’t go, and anyone I call my friend doesn’t go either. it’s not like it was ever good for us or in our best interests anyway. I started making my own bread and learned how to make just about anything I wanted with a potato. boycotting did nothing but improve me

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

at what age does post email anxiety go away? I can’t be thirty and still sitting in petrifying silence after every email I send

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

@Iuri70960922 @jackalter @PookiesParadise doing that gives people UTIs.. they might be good for like an hour but then it’ll be worse. 🫡 somebody had to tell you

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

one of the small joys in life is noticing your friend decided to permanently add a word to their vocabulary rotation and wondering what made them add it

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

i love when people spell things wrong

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

@Cudalla thank you

[sketchmasterskillz.bsky @sktchmstrskllz]

CEOs are in danger, we need to put all of them in a submarine until we know it's safe

[owl @owl_posting]

@placesillusion i take it all back. i love the domesticated beaver

[skyrim enthusiast (jaci) @livingdeadrat]

@_Diplopia_ @lydiakauppi Pacifica has a bacne specific spray. I dealt with it for like 3 years and then it went away after I used Pacifica and an African exfoliating net in the shower with head and shoulders anti dandruff shampoo funnily enough. one of my moms friends told me to!