Amanda De Coste

I’d say I’m pretty tall… for a midget

[Amanda De Coste @livingondecost]

Just a good kid making not so good decisions

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I ♥️ Canada

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Just saw the Barbie movie. The film does NOT address the tuberculosis crisis.
I REPEAT: The Barbie Movie is NEARLY TWO HOURS LONG, contains THOUSANDS OF WORDS OF DIALOGUE, and never once even MENTIONS tuberculosis.

[PAUL @RAVENSCOON]

you ever been at the afters at 3am like

[ᅠ @artindetails]

pastel roses

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Y’ALL KEEP SAYING DRINK WATER FOR CLEAR SKIN BUT ALL I GET IS PEE!!

[Gene Parmesan @thegabagoomba]

Pretty sure this “Super Conference” was attempted in 1861…

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

ppl only say “sus” because they can’t spell suspishus

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

only at the barracks

[SLUG @generalslug]

no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Why would they give it a machete

[i like food @messedupfoods]

glizzard

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

They made about 100 movies explaining why this is a bad idea. Put it back.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

termite twitter scares me

[CNN @CNN]

Actor and wrestling legend John Cena has completed a new accomplishment: breaking the world record for most wishes granted through the Make-A-Wish Foundation https://t.co/D5ZgDFd8wT