Tee

30 something, lives with my hubby... and his mom. Sometimes, I swear she believes she’s the wife.

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My husband accidentally called me, “Mom,” yesterday.

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MIL needed me to turn the volume up on her phone. I pressed the volume up button and it came on. She “tried that,” but thought down meant up, and up meant down.#MIL

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When we got our dog, Hubby mentioned he was “the dad.” MIL said, “yes, and I’m the mom.” Uhhh... ok. What does that make me then?

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MIL accidentally somehow sent me a text from 2 years ago. I responded, “is this old?” She responded by getting mad at her son and saying she’s never using her phone again. Oh and apparently I’m mad at her too.

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MIL keeps calling the weather “damp.” It hasn’t rained in weeks. #motherinlaw

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Standing with MIL on the front porch, trying to unlock the door. She says, “I wish u had a light out here.” You do, it’s the one you turn off on me every night when I go to the gym.

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The other day, somebody spilled an entire container of sugar on the floor and just left it. Not sure if it was my MIL, husband, or 13yo niece... any one of them is a good candidate.

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We currently have 4 open loaves of bread. And before you ask, they’re all the same type of bread. #motherinlaw

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I'm on holidays. MIL walks in, "Are you napping?" "Yes." Proceeds to sit down and talk about everything under the sun.

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@LivingWithMyMIL I guess I had the same idea as you. I feel your pain. My MIL cleans ziploc baggies. Then makes my lunch with them...

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She woke us up before 6am to ask how to turn the pool pump off. It's been on for days and it says maximum 4 hours!!!! The horror!