Liv

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i could forgive ed sheeran for making bad music, but i cannot forgive him for being a fucking coward

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

If trump dies within the next 48 hours I’m posting full vag

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

What dolly song do we think Harry’s gunna sing tonight?

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

DL

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Describe Lindsey Graham with 1 word.

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

Bitch stop lying that ugly ass mf dead

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

I dead ass thought this was a vulva

[Seth Lederman @SethLederman]

Fibromyalgia isn't just a chronic pain condition. It's become a Rosetta Stone for understanding pain itself. This research is reshaping how we think about endometriosis, chronic Lyme, and other conditions that elude diagnosis.
The science has moved. Care delivery hasn't.

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

This is how I know god ain’t real

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Benjamin Netanyahu reveals he was diagnosed with prostate cancer months ago, but is now in good health following treatment.

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

Poop endorses shit

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

Full page ad in NYT:

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

More of this plz 

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's home has now reportedly been attacked twice in 3 days

• One suspect was arrested after throwing a Molotov cocktail

• A second incident involved a suspected single gunshot fired at the house

(via @sfstandard)

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

I wish a reporter would ask me this fuckass question so I could respond with a simple “no”

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Olivia Reingold from The Free Press freezes when asked to define a "Jewish state"

Reingold: Does Israel have a right to exist as a Jewish state?

El-Sayed: What do you mean by a Jewish state?

Reingold: I– I feel like–

El-Sayed: If you can't define your question, I'm not gonna answer it

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

Wicca ain’t

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

@hasanthehun get to it

[XOXO @joshipgiirl]

i want hasan piker to get more radical and more importantly sluttier

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

Good thing, one less ugly evil mf out there in the world

[New York Post @nypost]

American-born IDF soldier killed in combat in Lebanon https://t.co/Ep2QAW06UV

[Adam Gilbert @AdamGilbert__]

we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

Sometimes I think about not sitting on the subway and then I see a man manspreading and I’m like yup imma sit my ass down right next to him and make him close his legs

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

Slender man ass mf

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

BIRTHDAY BOY IS READY TO ROCK THIS WEEKEND!!!😎🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

Proof men are inherently submissive. On their knees for another man

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

🚨 U.S. Marines seen cleaning President Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

Bootlickers

[MSG @TheGarden]

Today, we announced “Thank You, NYPD," a campaign encouraging all New Yorkers to thank the New York City Police Department for their service to our great city!

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

My gay awakening

[King Targaryen 🐉 @KingTargaryenn]

La primera aparición de Cameron Diaz en ‘La Máscara’ sigue siendo, para muchos, el prime absoluto de la belleza cinematográfica.

[Liv @livvyloooooops]

He look like he was for sure on the titanic