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If you have the power to make someone happy,do it. The world needs more of that.

[AT @lixthornton]

@sassytbh @lisalynn58

[AT @lixthornton]

Currently listening to Mighty Joe Young soundtrack ..... 🙊🙉🙈🐵

[AT @lixthornton]

God has every little step planned.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

That's what she said.

[AT @lixthornton]

@thorntonmitch you don't even live with us anymore so no that's not a thing

[AT @lixthornton]

Company meeting today. Seriously considering suggesting bring your dog to work day. WHY NOT

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Yes. I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when you’re going to need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.

[AT @lixthornton]

Don't get me wrong I love rap and pop music just as much as the next person but nothing beats some classic piano solos

[Andrea Singewald @andreahardy33]

If only the hair on my head grew as fast as the hair on my legs

[AT @lixthornton]

My work is playing show tunes and it's taking EVERY ounce in my body not to get up and break out in song.

[AT @lixthornton]

Beyoncé literally every morning on my way to work 💃🏼

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

That is vodka and orange juice. I call it orange vodjuiceka.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Toby now has the floor, and he is going to try to not screw this up like everything else in his life.

[AT @lixthornton]

I'm lovin 84 he is gunna have one good year if he stays healthy

[AT @lixthornton]

Nothing beats coming home to a giant german shepherd who literally loves you more than life. Ugh he melts my heart♥️😩♥️

[AT @lixthornton]

When you come in early to get stuff done and your computer completely blows and you loose all your work. 😑 😩

[AT @lixthornton]

So into this years bachelor.... A good ole Wisco Boy 😍