Liz

Unabashedly and unapologetically me.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

When I love shows, I say “oh man, I wish I hadn’t blown through [insert series here] so fast every time I feel like watching something. This has been reserved for two shows: Ramy....and now....The Babysitters Club.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

We all fell out of the coconut tree tonight

[Allen K. @AllenK_81]

Michelle Obama saying she's been at every powerful table you could think of and quickly realizing "they're not that smart." I think about how many women feel that exact same way while in male-dominated rooms/fields.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

Obama shoulda walked out to @ChappellRoan “Good Luck Babe” after not including it on his summer playlist. #DNC2024

[cristina @cristiarguelles]

Not Jack Schlossberg’s first vogue political assignment being a shot president 😭

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

Just catching up with the true detective: night country finale and both @femme_thoughts and I groaned so loudly at “time is a flat circle”. I wanted to turn it off!

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@otsunkjaje Swishers. Peach.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@femme_thoughts I couldn’t. I tried.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@femme_thoughts You’re forgetting the classic “…have y’all ever cleaned the bathroom?”

“…yeah we have a cleaner come twice a month!”

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

I just heard Dave Ramsey laugh at a man for spending $25,000/yr on two kids in daycare, call him dumb, and then suggest he find a free summer camp. I’m ready to earn my first mugshot

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@femme_thoughts Five years?!? That’s it?!?

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@AlannaBennett Always a rendition of bohemian rhapsody.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@femme_thoughts No one wants another article about teqball, give it up.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@CuteLittleTRex @Missinterociter @arghavan_salles See I’m questioning everything. My HSG made me believe I’d never survive labor; saline sonograms didn’t bug me except feeling “full”. I was told cervical checks were “less painful than IUI” and IUI I never felt anything. Cervical checks I required Ativan and fentanyl!

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

He is serving [looks, not time, unfortunately]

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@femme_thoughts That kid was also definitely you.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

Today’s @axios newsletter was beautifully formatted. A work of art.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@femme_thoughts a reminder to run lil shorky

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@DianeLHughes @nukedroots @netflix Absolutely yes to this. It’s not even like the host’s “celebrity” would’ve added viewers — they absolutely should have had someone who was part of the community and better yet able to mediate.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

I’m so sad after watching the reunion of the ultimatum: queer love. It was completely irresponsible of @netflix to invite Mildred onto the episode. There’s no way that they didn’t know she was arrested for domestic violence. I’m here for mess, but not like that.

[Liz @lizNOTlizard]

@femme_thoughts Syd.