Elizabeth Burke

Metastic Cancer Person, mother of 3 and lover of all things hilarious!

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

#LateLateToyShow I’m beyond so furious! Those heroic and brave men who spoke on #LateLateShow tonight were amazing. Blackrock Brothers be so ashamed. You all knew what was going on yet did NOTHING to help. Cowards.

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@WhirlpoolUK Yes. Unfortunately people in the helpline do not seem to have any knowledge whatsoever on how to solve the problem!

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@WhirlpoolUK What a joke trying to deal with Whirlpool,? Brand new washing machine won’t work. Solution apparently is to read the manual online!!! #whirlpool. 😡

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

‘Seahorse’ man…. I’m speechless!!? #tommytiernanshow

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@SkyIreland hi Sky. I cannot get through to you on any phone number. I need a sky q booster for a mini box thank you so much. We have been customers for years

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@sportbible #Messi 100%

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@MarianKeyes This has made me laugh all day #budgiesmugglers

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@deirdrerlynch Watch news coverage of ‘young people’ partying over the weekend. Nothing else to be said.

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@DavidJD90 @GPower2405 @CMOIreland Delighted ‘my’ supermarket shelves have been kept stocked 😂. However does not change the fact that most ‘younger’ people have continued to party and socialise with no social distance whatsoever. So no real sacrifices have been made at all. Let’s call a spade a spade here.

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@GPower2405 @CMOIreland Younger generation have made zero sacrifices!? They have continued to socialise, house party etc. That is a fact. I would think completely in touch with mood of the population.

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

How amazing are these people. Courageous and strong. Wonderful- #MyTransLife #rte2

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Dutch PM did not get to visit his dying mother in her final weeks because he was following lockdown restrictions, his office says https://t.co/ylvrxlbj1k

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@leegogglebox @Tanialalexander God will miss you so much! Roll September! 😢😄 x

[Delia @mcgibbond]

Here's a good one
An Englishman walked into a bar, the Scottish, Irish and Welshmen stayed at home

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

God, this poor woman craved the limelight for some strange reason... #dana

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@Caolanmcaree Completely agree.

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@olivercallan What a ridiculous tweet!

[ProfJohnCrown @ProfJohnCrown]

Brilliant!!! Not for young ears!!

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

I can’t get to hug my granddaughter- underlying illness-her dad my lovely son gets to snuggle up with her so #happydays🥰

[Elizabeth Burke @liza607]

@ProfJohnCrown Thank you @ProfJohnCrown