Lizzy ☀️

I was born with a compass in my head and a restless soul

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

at what point can i call the fire department to get my cat out of a tree

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

@grand_shan @UPSHelp Exactly!! Apparently it’s not even their policy and I was lied to.

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

Hey @UPS, you guys need to change your policy of allowing your delivery drivers to smack dogs across the head with their clipboards if they’re barking at them. Today my 15 pound dog was knocked unconscious because of your animal abusing policy.

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

i hate that this country allowed Luke Bryan to be famous #absolutelyterrible

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

@LeahBudeah https://t.co/q6EPdud6sg

[LeGate @williamlegate]

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[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

i can’t wait to have babies of my own with my hot ass husband and be my own goals, like eric and jessie decker.

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

@burkeashley oh great so only 5 more years

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

my immune system seriously hates me for the profession i picked

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

it makes sense that i’m always told i look like a hauser yet everyone says i’m my moms twin. 🙃😅

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

today one of my students asked me if my watch was a Rolex. yes I’m a substitute teacher with a $10k watch 😅🙃

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

there’s a special place in hell for people that are extremely loud and obnoxious while people are trying to sleep.

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

today some of my students were being matchmakers for me. is this really what i’m lfe is coming too???

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

my life is finally come together, man this is great!

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

i woke up today knowing it was gonna be a great day. 1. i’m a licensed health teacher (finally) 2. andy grammer dropped his new album (finally) @andygrammer HAPPY FRIDAY!!

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

today is the day people! i find out if the state is gonna allow me to be a teacher!

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

@sebrunner21 true! such great memories

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

@sebrunner21 it’s just not fair

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

it sucks how every time i think about winning state, i get extremely sad because i just think about Curry.

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

@isatbytheocean1 excellent, can't wait to see you!

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

@isatbytheocean1 will you be at grandmas for thanksgiving??

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

so ready to graduate, move, and start over somewhere new.