Shannon

catch you on the flippity flip 🏀

[Shannon @grand_shan]

@KateVilt

[Shannon @grand_shan]

@KateVilt .... um I like almond joys

[Shannon @grand_shan]

@KateVilt @MorpheBrushes Gimme it

[Shannon @grand_shan]

@StephAnneFerry Okay for real isn’t it hilarious the stuff we get excited about now. I literally scrubbed all of the grout in my kitchen and downstairs bathroom today and i’m like OBSESSED. The floors look brand new 😂😂

[Shannon @grand_shan]

Here’s the thing. If you’re a mom and you still act like a mean girl from high school... you need to check yourself. Grow tf up and act like an adult. Set an example for your child and be a kind person. Being a bully ain’t it. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Shannon @grand_shan]

@StephAnneFerry Oh my god I did that yesterday and I tried to rub my eye to make it stop hurting so bad and then I was like “wait. Onion hands” it was horrible

[Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub]

Woody goes HARD in the paint

[Shannon @grand_shan]

Last night I got mad at my husband because he stopped and got me nachos after a 16 hour work day. Who’s an asshole wife? ME 🙋🏼‍♀️

Sorry I’m a jerk @baskerville_AF

[Shannon @grand_shan]

@UPSHelp @lizahauserr UPS you better fire that employee and also rethink your policy. Considering you’re condoning animal violence and everything.... 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lizzy ☀️ @lizahauserr]

Hey @UPS, you guys need to change your policy of allowing your delivery drivers to smack dogs across the head with their clipboards if they’re barking at them. Today my 15 pound dog was knocked unconscious because of your animal abusing policy.

[Shannon @grand_shan]

I thought @baskerville_AF was at work today. Turns out he’s at the pumpkin farm #heehaw

[Shannon @grand_shan]

Mommy daughter Halloween dance with my dinosaur 🦖

[Shannon @grand_shan]

My whole mother freaking world 🌎 🥰

[Shannon @grand_shan]

@jaegerbomb28 @jordyn_rae02

[Shannon @grand_shan]

I LOVE MY FREAKING HUSBAND! Thank you for getting my conditioner because Amazon can’t get their shit together

[Shannon @grand_shan]

@baskerville_AF I just want my f’ing conditioner 😤🤬

[Shannon @grand_shan]

@AmazonHelp Already called and got a refund. However I would like to know how the wheel of my garbage can is a safe and secure location when my back door is literally 10 feet away. I also have a mailbox 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Shannon @grand_shan]

Hey @amazon wanna explain wtf is going on? Ordered a conditioner... received a Shampoo. My replacement was delivered in a “safe and secure” location today.... oh but wait. The package is empty. What a joke.

[thomas ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @ThomasBeautyy]

my sleep paralysis demon at 3am https://t.co/n80sBiO4bH