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wealthy gadabout

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@SJRozan Will there be an audiobook? 👀

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@IssaRae I see Lord Usopp self immolating like a real anime seppuku #rapsh!t

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#rebootreboot …meta, but Hulu cancelled reboot and I’d like to see some more of it

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Everyone go watch Glass Onion on Netflix now

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@MamaDoctorJones Step 1: big pharma markets gateway drug to homosexuality.
The twist: when you’re gay you won’t need birth control 🤔 So how does big pharma profit in this conspiracy?

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@Chewy chewy is the greatest company and has proven it to me time and time again y’all

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@Chewy some desperate soul stole my fed ex deliveries from you off my stoop while I was at the hospital. Very sad for my cats who ran out of treats today and had their treat supply absconded with… 😢😿😿😿😿

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@Chewy Bless you. I found the opened boxes in the alley near my house…

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Losing an hour of sleep tonight is going to ruin me. My pets have no concept of clock-based time and it pisses them off when their feeding schedule changes.

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Happy Japanese National Cat Day, American National Margarita Day, and 2/22/22. To all the drunk, cat-loving math nerds out there 🥂 🐱 🧮

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@saltysaltyhamm Nothing like +3 to make your house feel bigger!

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@JacobJaber Westwood CA and Baltimore MD

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@ADuralde Thanks for the rec of streaming I Could Never Be Your Woman on Kanopy. I love the Los Angeles public library for their digital media services and I got to enjoy an Amy Heckerling movie I’d never seen before.

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I love movies. The release of theatrical-only movies during a pandemic bums me out.

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RIP Bell Hooks and Joan Didion

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Everything Everywhere All At Once | Official Trailer HD | A24 https://t.co/fqW4njMWic via @YouTube

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RIP Anne Rice

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@inkookang You an indoor kitty?

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@aaandalon 🤡

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@SJRozan I got 8 bites last week and 11 this week 👍