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[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

An ex-con wandering about with petrol can in one hand, matches in the other and not a lot going on upstairs.

If only his PO would check the CCTV...

#ClassicCorrie

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@piersmorgan I suppose this means that episode of "The Chase" will never again see the light of day.

Prove me wrong ITV, show it as a tribute if you have the cajones!

#Widdecombe

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

I suppose this means that episode of "The Chase" will never again see the light of day.

Prove me wrong ITV, show it as a tribute if you have the cajones!

#Widdecombe

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

Why is Sailor Sam apologising to Maria?

#ClassicCorrie

[The Ghost of Kosher McKosherwitz @Wizard_Drip]

@no_one_quits

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@zatzi Burnham & Starmer.

The best Labour has to offer.

There must be a laboratory somewhere spewing out clones, and the ones rejected by the circus run for office.

"Clown Clones 'R' Us"

A General Election is urgently needed, before this clown show does more damage.

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@paulous1975 @cultfree54 Because if he waits for that he could be waiting forever...

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@GBNEWS I saw this interview, and Wright demonstrated his inability to construct a simple sentence, eg:

"I think we shouldn't..." instead of "I don't think we should... "

Elementary stuff that indicates he has a poor grasp of English.

Why would we trust his opinions?

#Burnham

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

Does that look like a leader of men?

#Burnham

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@Monica55dzrh I hope you packed a flamethrower.

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

Did a resourceful resident think "I'm not forking out for some fancy post for the washing line; not while there are council ones standing idle"?

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

Why is there a street lamp in somebody's backyard?

#corrie

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@SeddSezz It's quite simple.

Starts with 'T' ends with 'R'.

Seven letters. Rhymes with procrastinator.

As in "That procrastinator still hasn't stopped those boats".

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

Mary's reminiscence was like the final episode of Blackadder II.

Hugh Laurie as Prince Ludwig.

#corrie

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@JollyGoodWheeze It was like the final episode of Blackadder II.

Hugh Laurie as Prince Ludwig.

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@jaynesmith45 @TVMusings26 He had a crush on Carl...

😂😂😂

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

Burnham & Starmer.

The best Labour has to offer.

There must be a laboratory somewhere spewing out clones, and the ones rejected by the circus run for office.

"Clown Clones 'R' Us"

This news article sponsored by The Common's Clown Show.

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@Neccccy Why is Khan so far down the list?

I'm complaining to the Mayor about this... oh, hang on...

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@TheGriftReport Save the ocean from this pollution.

And save Piers.

He is nothing like as demonic as the others.

Quite good in fact, just a bit misguided.

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@TheGriftReport And save Piers.

He is nothing like as demonic as the others.

Quite good in fact, just a bit misguided.

[Lizard King @Lizard_King_56]

@TheGriftReport Save the ocean from this pollution.