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recovering horse girl

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re not doing anything to me tomorrow but it feels like they are

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[eDuty @edutyland]

não supero até hoje

[magemallow 🐾 @Magemalio]

one of my favorite posts from all time is from r/ambien its so funny

[poordesign @PoorDesign]

comic about nothing

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

[໊ @wynavira]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and i forgot to worry about it

[feefee @fawnpilled__]

does my dog think my foot is like an extra hand when im petting him with it or does he think its like insanely disrespectful

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

honestly Fuck bedtime

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[si ⋆𐙚 ̊ SAW TUCKER AND NOAH 🐞⏳ @hampsteadwishes]

noah kahan albums:

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

computer remind me to be merciful even when i am consumed by rage

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Still acting weird) hey sorry for acting so weird earlier