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[kesha @KeshaRose]

just played my first show as a free motherfucking woman

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Omg sorry i can’t hang tonight. yeah. i have to be alone and somber . what are you doing tomorrow though

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, the person making food at McDonalds should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

[liz @lizardlazzle]

my stomach is filled with sadness

[tzara @ApproximateMaam]

*pinching my dealer’s cheek* how’s my special guy on his special day

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

They’re rounding up everyone who ever smoked pot and executing them tomorrow at 9pm :/

[bort @tacobort]

No babe I love that you suck and your shit’s all fucked up

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

call me a nicotine addict the way I’m addicted to nicotine

[dennis reynolds @mscoleybeee]

“I only drink on holidays” okay well its ford truck month?

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

facebook is back

[Great Value Denzel @Hampsworld]

Putting this here for the ladies. The creeps are out there.

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Hard to be Kesha in a Hailey Bieber world but somebody’s gotta do it

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

please be patient i’m in my mid 20s

[liz @lizardlazzle]

why do i continue to date men

[trash jones @jzux]

throwing a PowerPoint party but everyone is doing a presentation on what their job actually is and what they actually do for it every day

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

real

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

I’m not worried cuz I have a lifetime commitment to being sexy. The older I get the hotter I become. The more powerful I am. The more men I devour extending my life like a succubus or something.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

First time I ever seen someone say this

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

I would