lizardman

Disinformation Fellow for the Department of Homeland Security

[lizardman @lizardmen_real]

@BumSquiggler @A24 They’re sending Pattinson to my house to accuse me of terrible things

[lizardman @lizardmen_real]

@badmocap @A24 In 2012 I got in trouble at school because I started laughing during a test when I remembered this video thank you for the mems

[lizardman @lizardmen_real]

@A24 No wayyyyy I got it

[lizardman @lizardmen_real]

@A24 Going to the Store

[lizardman @lizardmen_real]

@A24 Going to the Store

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has published an over three-minute-long clip from this morning’s interception and seizure of the M/T Sophia, a stateless sanction dark fleet oil tanker conducting illicit activities in the Caribbean Sea.

[jack @jack24dd30]

I've checked it twice Marty. I can't look at it again.

[hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice List is the expectation of toys, then, brother, that kid is a piece of shit

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I ignore all clowns and trolls and haters

[lizardman @lizardmen_real]

They really need to put disclaimers at the beginning of these videos when the guy doesn’t end up getting gored by the animal. Too much time wasted seeing these videos where they get away without a scratch

[Fox News @FoxNews]

WILD ANTICS: Man caught on video taunting bison at Yellowstone as stunned park visitors look on.

[New Line Cinema @newlinecinema]

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[lizardman @lizardmen_real]

Iran if you’re listening he’s within striking distance

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

I started this trip as I start every trip to @Israel. Dropped my bags and walked over to the Western Wall. No entourage, just me.

I prayed for @realDonaldTrump and his leadership of our country... And the world.

I prayed for America, that my colleagues and I in Congress have the strength and courage to continue this new Golden Age.

I prayed for Florida, that He might spare us from hurricanes this year.

I prayed for Israel, that it may win our collective war against Muslim terror and that it continue to prosper.

I prayed for the hostages being held by the Gazans and that no more shall perish at the hands of the devil incarnate.

I prayed for my family, may they be safe and may our sons live His purpose on earth.

And selfishly, I prayed for myself, that G-d help me serve His will and that he protect both my physical and spiritual self.

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

The cat who sold the world ?

[lizardman @lizardmen_real]

I’ve seen takes you people wouldn’t believe

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I fight everyday with my Flesh it’s a constant battle

[Reg @Regaulity]

Walton Goggins for the PS2

[Silenced on Site @77_steeze]

2021 was 💅 💅 💅

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Hey, I was using that! Just kidding y’all happy friday

[lizardman @lizardmen_real]

we are giving limited immunity to hitler so he can dish on some plans for the holocaust

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

GHISLAINE MAXWELL GRANTED ‘LIMITED IMMUNITY’ BY TRUMP JUSTICE DEPT — ABC

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

The perfect way to wind down after running wild all day.