carolyn

Welcome... to "Ladders"
she/her 🌻

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

*Woodstock 50th Anniversary lineup drops*
Me:

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

@GwensdayAddams Awwww love these 🥰

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

do not tell me you have never thought about kissing the hamgurgler. he is the classic bad boy we all know this

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

I have never been more concerned than for the person who wanted to input the nutritional value of one leaf of arugula into their Fitbit app

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

Me: Ugh I just wish I had a break from work!!
*Summer vacation, 2 days in*
Me: I have nothing to do 😭😭

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

Making myself very late to work by stopping for coffee but getting something for our administrative assistant so I don't get in trouble is the most shining example of my professionalism

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

@_tavica I get off at 3 every day and it's been life changing

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

@_tavica Orange Theory is literally a cult and I am a PROUD member

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

@dillon_69 I see how you waited until the day after our anniversary to post this

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

Held a baby today and my maternal instincts are ON FIRE

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

@krz61393 @dillon_69 take notes

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

I just saw a drunk guy need to be restrained at a bar. Nature is healing 🥲

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

I have to say that my favorite birthday present was a Costco membership. Yet another piece of evidence that I am getting old!

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I don't care what the CDC says, you should still be wearing a mask because I AM AFRAID OF MOUTHS!!!!!!!!!!! SCARY TEETH!!!!!!

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

@pleasecallmety Glass Animals in Richmond the day before so I'll keep you off my list of people to send videos to

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

Taking adderall to clean my house is basically the closest thing I have now to a music festival experience

[carolyn @lizardvslizard]

@innazee I haven't eaten meat in over 2 years but I'd still buy your hotdogs