Liz Miller

Sorry I only tweet about how much I love bad reality television and hate the maga cult. I swear I have other interests.

[Liz Miller @lizgrumer]

And we can expect it to get worse before it gets better

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@blueprintsmb22 @ThrillaRilla369 I moved in with my fiancée who owned after living in a Covid deal apt, which means maintenance alone was more than my rent. While that rent more than doubled in 2 years, our mortgage/maintenance essentially stayed the same. Now our apartment is cheaper than a rental of equal size

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I’m just saying, you’re in CT where you filmed bob that head, so you should def play it at the reunion show tonight @rascalflatts

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@Malcojones @Jan_Ham @sameoldstory Explains all the hate for nickelback and that whole Coldplay debacle

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@ShaunaHolmes16 @Jan_Ham @sameoldstory Or even all the swifties saying how nice it was that she gave “that new band” the opportunity to open for her, meanwhile I’ve been listening to Paramore since these kids were in diapers

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@brian_is_tired @maiamindel I always say we are kind not nice. Don’t stop short on the sidewalk or get in our way, we have places to be, but if you ask for help we gotchu fam

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@_daniel_c_ @oscredwin @wykstrad @jackbootedthot @stanzobrand @50megatonFbomb @Crypto_Palace28 As a New Yorker if you want to hit a niche gym (for me Pilates) $250 a month is average. And as someone that hates exercise and Pilates was the first time in my 33+ years of life I worked out regularly with (and actually enjoyed it), I decided to prioritize that in my budget

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@brandistgc Does no one remember the law and order true crime series about them a few years ago? This series has literally already been done before, and better. Edie falco played their lawyer!

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@CaleyRedd @l_a_u_g_h_now @jasminericegirl @SAMUELJWEINBERG I think that douchebag comment was for me. He did pursue me (not aggressively!) for 6. But agree, he’s an adult and I didn’t let him do anything. And our relationship is great, thanks!

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@CaleyRedd @jasminericegirl @SAMUELJWEINBERG Same!!! I met my fiancé in college, started hanging out as friends 5 years later when we were in the same city, he started pursuing me 4 years later, and we started dating 6 years after that, I’ve told him this, but we would not have made it if we started dating any earlier

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@connordpeters Let’s go after the rich with multiple homes and Airbnb type properties before going after our parents in the homes they’ve had for our entire lives. Where’s the outrage there?

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@AJ_F612 @MariaUloko I froze my eggs and the worst part of the whole process was getting my IUD put back in

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Can we stop getting upset at celebrities for using weight loss injections? Some people have struggled all their lives and these drugs are a lifesaver. Also how many of us are millennials who were essentially born with EDs?

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@Space_Budgie @shaindelr I’ve definitely been in a supermarket struggling with something on a high shelf when a woman looks at her taller male partner to be like “well help her!!!”

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@msmaysunshine I met a guy on vacation who was on his honeymoon that said his favorite book was holes. It just screams stuck forever as a 9 year old to me. Also, he said it was the only book he ever read. Felt bad for his new wife

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@sleep2dream Man we were really sleeping on Joey back then. The man aged like fine wine

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@ErinCella @JohnathanPerk Didn’t the police finally get him to talk and he said I’ll share more victims if you don’t publish anything and they did so he killed himself? Such clear incompetence

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@KatieMPatton @pissboymcgee Facts. I’m the one with the cups. He’s the one with 30 tools to open Amazon packages. Our cleaning lady put his favorite away and we can’t find it and I haven’t heard the end of it. Every time he opens up a package “I still don’t know where that one is & I need to use this one”

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@TribalSpaceCat @pissboymcgee My bf only let me bring 4 of the 30+ cups I had when we moved in together 😭. The rest is in a box in my parents basement waiting for their time when we have a bigger place one day

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@RealitySteve Omg I need more of this

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@JewbieDewbie_ @clhubes No filter with a side of jewish mother guilt, that sounds right